World’s Shortest Books:

World’s Shortest Books:
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THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
by Barack Obama
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MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
by Tiger Woods
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda, Cindy Sheehan and Michelle Obama
Illustrated by Michael Moore
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The Italian Book of War Heroes
By Various Authors
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS
& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton

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Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton

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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates

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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry

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AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
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A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J... Kevorkian
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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED, BEFORE ......
by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson

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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
by Ted Kennedy
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BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton
with introduction
by the Rev. Jesse Jackson
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AND, JUST ADDED:

My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
by Nancy Pelosi

Ha!

At an event one time I was given a pocket sized notebook full of blank pages,
the cover title was "Everything Men Know About Women".

LMAO !!! lots of blank pages there !