Pay Cash for Your Coffee? You Could be a Terrorist!

Sounds like a lame redneck joke, but it's not. Paying cash for morning coffee consistently has been identified by the FBI as a sign that someone might be a terrorist.

http://www.naturalnews.com/034908_FB...terrorism.html

These are the flyers developed by government to help we, the people, identify and report our neighbors who are behaving "suspiciously."

http://publicintelligence.net/fbi-su...orting-flyers/

They even include playing paintball or learning martial arts.

Remember how "nuts" you think I am when they come for you. Unless "nuts" like me can stop them.

Wonder how I should get my "under the table" money back into the economy?

Wonder how I should get my "under the table" money back into the economy? Originally Posted by waverunner234

Get several SBs.

That would get money back into the economy very quickly. Works for me!

SB's? What's that?
I was just thinking of more BJ's

Sugar babies.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=sugar%20baby

BJs work too, though, if you get enough of them!

You guys will be the comedians in your respective re-education camps.

I don't trust anyone who throws out their National Geographic magazines.

I don't trust anyone who throws out their National Geographic magazines. Originally Posted by TheDaliLama

I don't trust anyone with an avatar like you have.

Well, just make sure you look at the flyers so you will know what to report.