...Just another occupational hazard, I guess....

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I can't help but think some of you might find some humor in this....

Last week, I met with this couple that I've been seeing regularly. Nothing
extreme. Just quite a bit of girl-girl action.

I know at one point her and I were laying "head to toe"...and I was... let's say "performing" on her, while she was "performing" on the hubby.

She had her body kind of twisted, so I had to really reach with my tongue to get to her. Well, I guess I reached too far!...lol.

That night, I realized the back of my tongue was really sore. I mean REALLY sore. It was so sore, that I couldn't move my tongue far enough to run it across my teeth.

I'll be damned, I sprained my tongue!

Who would have thought that could even happen!?

It took about 24 hours to be "usable" again. And it's fine now. But damn ...

And I started thinking back to how I laughed about VickiLynn's whiplash she got from masturbating. Lol.

I guess I got mine!...lol

Alisha ...xoxo
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Kudos for putting your all into it! That's the kind of soreness you can smile about every time you think about it because you know it was all in the name of giving your best! My hat's off to you!!!
Oh wow, lol! Glad your tongue is OK
I can't help but think some of you might find some humor in this....

Last week, I met with this couple that I've been seeing regularly. Nothing
extreme. Just quite a bit of girl-girl action.

I know at one point her and I were laying "head to toe"...and I was... let's say "performing" on her, while she was "performing" on the hubby.

She had her body kind of twisted, so I had to really reach with my tongue to get to her. Well, I guess I reached too far!...lol.

That night, I realized the back of my tongue was really sore. I mean REALLY sore. It was so sore, that I couldn't move my tongue far enough to run it across my teeth.

I'll be damned, I sprained my tongue!

Who would have thought that could even happen!?

It took about 24 hours to be "usable" again. And it's fine now. But damn ...

And I started thinking back to how I laughed about VickiLynn's whiplash she got from masturbating. Lol.

I guess I got mine!...lol

Alisha ...xoxo Originally Posted by Alisha1972
Did you talk with a limp.
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Did you talk with a limp. Originally Posted by acp5762
Now THAT was funny!

Alisha....xoxo
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Love it...I am so glad I am not the only one who does stuff like this..Hope it feels better and you laugh through the pain..Really what else can you do?
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And I started thinking back to how I laughed about VickiLynn's whiplash she got from masturbating. Lol. Originally Posted by Alisha1972
So let me get this straight, Vicki you hurt your tongue while masturbating. Wow, your pretty flexible or got a long tongue, lol.
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  • 04-05-2011, 05:36 PM
Another hobby occupational hazard I'll need to try to avoid.

Thanks for the PSA, Alisha dear!

z
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You know what they say about getting hurt. You just gotta get back on the horse that threw you!
Glad to hear that you got that awesome piece of equipment back in working (no pun intended, I don't think) order...
No permanent damage, I hope???
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Alisha, dear, I see you are giving your all, as usual. But please please be careful not to 'overextend' yourself.
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Alisha, dear, I see you are giving your all, as usual. But please please be careful not to 'overextend' yourself. Originally Posted by davidsmith0123
Oh it's something I'll be more careful about in the future. It was quite painful. And I'm no wuss to pain....so that's saying something. Lol

It's all better...and back in use

Alisha ...xoxo
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It would be interesting to see some of the sex related injuries and the responses from insurance companies to claims related to them.....
Insurance Company Claim Form

Q1: Is this a work-related injury?
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It would be interesting to see some of the sex related injuries and the responses from insurance companies to claims related to them..... Originally Posted by Whispers
Well, I can tell you some of my injuries over the years ...

I've sprained my wrist 3 times (same arm)...I guess it's a weakling. Lol.

I've sprained an ankle once (don't ask!..let's just say it was an off-balance dismount..lol).

Numerous bite marks, finger marks, and a handful of bruises. And now my tongue.

I can honestly say, none of them have ever needed medical attention. All self-healed. (I told you I was no wuss to pain ... ). So, I can't tell you about admission to the doc/insurance company.

Alisha ...xoxo