Two Italian men get on a bus,they sit down and engage in an animated conversation...
The Lady behind them ignores them at first,but her attention is drawn when she hears one of the men say the following...
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. Den i Come once-a-more.Two asses come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then i come one lasta time."
"You foul mouthed sex obsessed swine." The Lady retorted indignantly."
In this country....We don't speak out loud in public places about our sex lives
"Hey coola down Lady" said the man."Who talk abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my friend how to spella 'Mississippi'."
- Escortbunny69
- 05-13-2012, 05:10 AM
- JDNorthface
- 05-13-2012, 06:16 AM
Two Italian men get on a bus,they sit down and engage in an animated conversation...
The Lady behind them ignores them at first,but her attention is drawn when she hears one of the men say the following...
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. Den i Come once-a-more.Two asses come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then i come one lasta time."
"You foul mouthed sex obsessed swine." The Lady retorted indignantly."
In this country....We don't speak out loud in public places about our sex lives
"Hey coola down Lady" said the man."Who talk abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my friend how to spella 'Mississippi'." Originally Posted by Escortbunny69
I love it when I don't see them coming. The punchlines, that is...
- b2flyer51
- 05-14-2012, 08:32 AM
Here's one from the States for you, Bunny . . .
A French Man, English Man, and Texas are discussing how they create pleasure for them women . . .
The French Man goes on and on about his "oral talents", proclaiming that "it takes her to Heaven!".
The English Man tells a lengthy (and quite boring) story about his abilities with a cane . . . going on and on about "the levels of ecstasy" that he can deliver.
The Texas yawns and says "Well, when I'm done I just take it out and wipe it on the curtains -- drives her f'in crazy!"
You're welcome . . .
Flyer
A French Man, English Man, and Texas are discussing how they create pleasure for them women . . .
The French Man goes on and on about his "oral talents", proclaiming that "it takes her to Heaven!".
The English Man tells a lengthy (and quite boring) story about his abilities with a cane . . . going on and on about "the levels of ecstasy" that he can deliver.
The Texas yawns and says "Well, when I'm done I just take it out and wipe it on the curtains -- drives her f'in crazy!"
You're welcome . . .
Flyer