Nuru massage..,

Thanks to the folks at megaplex I will now be providing nuru massage. This is going to be interesting.. Or hella funny lol

Still haven't broken it in yet and wouldn't mind testing it out first. Men or women anyone want to give it a try?!

You should just try it on those pitched tents first.

LoL

SF

Step 1, make sure your phone isn't in the way

Ahem.

I'd happily volunteer to help you learn this new aspect of your craft, ma'am.

Lol Its hard for me to take this seriously. I keep wanting to use it as a slip n slide. Then again... It could get really hot. Never know

I am available to try this ASAP?

I too, would be interested in volunteering.

Practice, practice, practice...

SF

Man. That sounds interesting.

Been there, done that.
It's great if it's the real thing.
I'm ready

NURU is something I've always wanted to try.

Step 1:
Make sure you leave your cellphone in another zip code.

Count me in.

Sent PM's to two providers about NURU.
Haven't heard back from either but if they are truely NURU, I'm in.

Let me throw this out here real quick. I've got way too many messages about this shit that I stopped opening messages.

1) STOP ASKING FOR FREE SHIT.
2) It's not pornhub fuckers. don't go in expecting to get it in.
3) If you're a cheap ass don't bother. Or talk shit because I'm not charging 30$ like the Asian place you frequent.
4) No I won't be naked, but topless is negotiable.
5) I don't know what I'm doing lol (kind of) and im sure neither do yall so it'll be a learning experiance for both ( and possibly a lot of fun)
6) once again this isn't pornhub y'all can wash yalls own ass prior to the session.
(Yes shower will be available)

I am going to do a reveiw special thing so I'll hit a couple of you back in a bit.