Fun hypothetical time! What would do you for....

Ok guys and gals, let's have fun. This post/thread will be entirely entertaining, entirely hypothetical, and no one will be held to anything they say.

So both guys and gals, think of some activity (sexual or non-sexual) that you are deathly afraid of, repulsed by, hate, etc, etc, etc.

Now, what is that activity, and what amount of money would someone have to give you for you to decide "yeah, I guess so."

I realize it might be harder to say now vs if the cash is already in front of you.

I'll start to make it fair. (btw, don't chicken out, we all have our limits where the money is just too damn good!)

I don't want to give blowjobs... something about guys' cum that just, well, is gross. I, however, would totally do a BBBJCIMNQNS for $10,000. Maybe even less if the cash was right there.

Non-sexual: I would never bungie-cord jump, I'd be fearful that it'd snap, but I think for $million I'd do it... but that's a maybe, I'm afraid of it horribly.
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Isn't this just another version of would you f a monkey for a Monte Carlo? lol It's like the old joke, would you sleep with me for $5? Q: Why no, what do you think I am? A: I think we've established that, now we're just haggling over the price.

For the short list, though, go see The Girl With the Dragon Tatoo. Touched on a short 'nein!' list in there for me in a couple of obvious instances and a 'hell yea' in a few others. That ought to be vague enough.
Sexual - I'll need $10,000 to even consider answering the OP.

Non-sexual - the same.

HA!
I'd eat a tomato for $1000.

I'd jump out of a perfectly good airplane (with chute of course) for several hundred K, preferably a million or two. Could buy a lot of pussy for just 20 seconds of free fall. :-)
I'd make rharley my bitch for free.........but I'd fuck him for 100,000 and nothing less.
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Damn I must be cheap - I would totally bbbjtcnqns myself for far less then 10K!
Now for someone else, you would have to add a few more zero's.

non-sexual - I would watch a Opera Show for no less then 1K.
ElumEno's Avatar
I'd make rharley my bitch for free.........but I'd fuck him for 100,000 and nothing less. Originally Posted by MsElena
damn now that is a hell of a offer..
I have a feeling their are a lot of guys that would pay good money to be your bitch.
non-sexual : sit through a full football game and pay attention 50k sit through it and not have to pay attention 10k

other: doing anything remotely physical in a truck stop bathroom or other place notorious for germs and yuck 25k
non-sexual : sit through a full football game and pay attention 50k sit through it and not have to pay attention 10k Originally Posted by JayceeRivers
Now THAT is funny...!

other: doing anything remotely physical in a truck stop bathroom or other place notorious for germs and yuck 25k Originally Posted by JayceeRivers
Don't do an outcall to rharley's... even if he DOES pay Elena that $10,000, cuz I guarantee she's not going there, either...
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I once chatted with a provider about some of the crazy things a guy will ask for. She shared that a guy called her once and asked if he could eat poop out of her butt. She naturally refused that request. Later on I asked her if she knew what's the difference between a software consultant and an escort. I replied that if you call an escort and ask to eat poop on tap she will refuse... but if you ask that of a software consultant he will then ask, "What would you like me to eat the night before?"

I know, I know what everyone's thinking... well, thanks for sharing. Lol. Sorry couldn't help myself.
other: doing anything remotely physical in a truck stop bathroom or other place notorious for germs and yuck Originally Posted by JayceeRivers
Well. Fuck. There goes that fantasy . . .