Are we supposed to have ESP?

This isn't the first time, and probably won't be the last, that there's been an ad posted without any contact information at all - no phone, no email, not even a name.

http://dallas.backpage.com/BodyRubs/...oo-24/10593120

If you're wondering why business is slow, it might be because you're so far under the radar that it would take a psychic to figure out how to reach you.


...and I can't resist adding:

A: Milk and honey.
Q: What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

A: Once is not enough.
Q: What's the major cause of divorce?
A: Touchback.
Q: What's the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?
TexRich's Avatar
she is such a tease.
Hang on...I'm getting Professor X on the job

steverino50's Avatar
Yeah, I get it...I don't have ESPN either.
matchingmole's Avatar
Her discreet incall is located "off the highway". That narrows it down.
mikahranae's Avatar
Lol.....she just wasted ten bucks.
ESPN?
airlineguy12's Avatar
I am watching ESPNews, I will keep an eye on the scoll at the bottom of the screen incase a phone number or address pops up.
netman's Avatar
Hang on...I'm getting Professor X on the job Originally Posted by Neotek
If I am not mistaken, Professor X can only control peoples minds as opposed to reading them.

Who we really need is Spock, who can read peoples minds... LOL!

If I am not mistaken, Professor X can only control peoples minds as opposed to reading them. Originally Posted by netman
Nerd fest!

Negative, Professor X is able to perceive thoughts of others and project his own thoughts/will onto others. With the aid of Cerebro/a, he can intensify his powers.

Look! A unicorn!
pyramider's Avatar
ESPN? Originally Posted by Ron Burgundy
Just work with them.
netman's Avatar
Nerd fest!

Negative, Professor X is able to perceive thoughts of others and project his own thoughts/will onto others. With the aid of Cerebro/a, he can intensify his powers.

Look! A unicorn! Originally Posted by Neotek
LOL!!! I stand corrected.

Now where did I put my phaser...

netman