While Clearly a Hoax, Liberal Thinking is Just Like This (They would do it if they could get away with it)

Government Opening Free Gas
Stations in Poor Neighborhoods

As the battle over Obama care rages in Washington, the White House is quietly using a little known provision of the law to roll out a nationwide network of free gas stations for minorities and the poor. According to a report in The Detroit News, the administration is using its authority under the Affordable Care Act to "improve transportation routes to hospitals" to dispense gasoline free of cost in disadvantaged neighborhoods.

The $2 billion-a-year program aims to distribute 40 million gallons of free gasoline each year through 70 new gas stations constructed in major metropolitan areas. The Department of Health and Human Services (DHS) will be responsible for operating the network, whose first station opened yesterday in Detroit.

"It's not something we're publicizing very much, for obvious reasons," explains Dori Salcido, assistant DHS secretary for public affairs. "But under the law we are well within our rights to offer this service, and we think it's good public policy.
"How are people supposed to get to the doctor's office if they don't have gas in their cars? Health insurance is worthless if you can't make your appointment. This is just another fine example of government stepping in and solving big problems."

Although some developing oil-rich nations like Venezuela and Indonesia subsidize gasoline for the poor, the practice has never before been tried in the United States. The plans are proving controversial with some taxpayers who loathe to see their money go to subsidize others.

"So basically I'm being punished for not living in the ghetto," says Colin Blair, a white person from the affluent Detroit suburb of Farmington Hills. "I have three kids and a mortgage. Life isn't cheap for me either. I could use some free gasoline too."

An investigation into the station's operations, however, reveals that Blair is unlikely to be able to use the service. Supposedly access to the station is determined by income," says Ebony Jackson, manager of the first Obama station. "But it's pretty unrealistic to do an income check on each and every driver.
So what we do is basically let all the black people pump for free, and charge all the white people the market rate.

The Obama stations scandal was uncovered by Nolan Finley, a conservative Detroit News columnist widely lauded for hisgroundbreaking expose'on Obama phones. Finley says the blatant racial bias in the program is only one of its many outrageous aspects. "The stations have Obama campaign logo on them and giant photos of the president," he explains.
"He's trying to buy votes ahead of the midterm elections. This is something you normally only see in third world countries.
I've never been more scared for our democracy."

The Jewish raciest at work again.

What is a raciest?

Well that certainly addresses the tone of IBHomo's OP.

Great job, your assholiness!

Well that certainly addresses the tone of IBHomo's OP.

Great job, your assholiness! Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

Eva/BigTex repeatedly types in "raciest" instead of "racist" and then tries to cover it up claiming it was a typo. In reality, the fucker (Eva/BigTex) is just too fucking stupid to know the difference.

BTW -

ANNOUNCEMENT 1: Assup, the dumb-fuck golem fucktard, HDDB, DEM, was elected: (please reference the avatar & see @: http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=946023, .http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=897663 & http://eccie.net/showpost.php?p=1052174471&postcount=1)

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If it is good enough for bigtex it is good enough for me..LOL It gives you something else to piss and moan about.

What is a raciest? Originally Posted by TheDaliLama

A competitive runner, lol.

Jim

Liberals are pathological liars.

Liberals are pathological liars. Originally Posted by TheDaliLama

LMAO it is both party's dolly.

Still trying to figure out why American tax dollars fund about 20% of Israel's economy?
And.... is Israel ever going to publicly admit and apologize (or?) for attacking the USS Liberty?
Fuck AIPAC!!!... Fucking Zionist scum of the earth! Gives 'real' good hearted Jewish people a bad name...

Government Opening Free Gas
Stations in Poor Neighborhoods

As the battle over Obama care rages in Washington, the White House is quietly using a little known provision of the law to roll out a nationwide network of free gas stations for minorities and the poor. According to a report in The Detroit News, the administration is using its authority under the Affordable Care Act to "improve transportation routes to hospitals" to dispense gasoline free of cost in disadvantaged neighborhoods.

The $2 billion-a-year program aims to distribute 40 million gallons of free gasoline each year through 70 new gas stations constructed in major metropolitan areas. The Department of Health and Human Services (DHS) will be responsible for operating the network, whose first station opened yesterday in Detroit.

"It's not something we're publicizing very much, for obvious reasons," explains Dori Salcido, assistant DHS secretary for public affairs. "But under the law we are well within our rights to offer this service, and we think it's good public policy.
"How are people supposed to get to the doctor's office if they don't have gas in their cars? Health insurance is worthless if you can't make your appointment. This is just another fine example of government stepping in and solving big problems."

Although some developing oil-rich nations like Venezuela and Indonesia subsidize gasoline for the poor, the practice has never before been tried in the United States. The plans are proving controversial with some taxpayers who loathe to see their money go to subsidize others.

"So basically I'm being punished for not living in the ghetto," says Colin Blair, a white person from the affluent Detroit suburb of Farmington Hills. "I have three kids and a mortgage. Life isn't cheap for me either. I could use some free gasoline too."

An investigation into the station's operations, however, reveals that Blair is unlikely to be able to use the service. Supposedly access to the station is determined by income," says Ebony Jackson, manager of the first Obama station. "But it's pretty unrealistic to do an income check on each and every driver.
So what we do is basically let all the black people pump for free, and charge all the white people the market rate.

The Obama stations scandal was uncovered by Nolan Finley, a conservative Detroit News columnist widely lauded for hisgroundbreaking expose'on Obama phones. Finley says the blatant racial bias in the program is only one of its many outrageous aspects. "The stations have Obama campaign logo on them and giant photos of the president," he explains.
"He's trying to buy votes ahead of the midterm elections. This is something you normally only see in third world countries.
I've never been more scared for our democracy." Originally Posted by Jewish Lawyer

FALSE! why speculate on non-facts?? it doesn't matter if Obammy would do it if he could, it's did he do it? and i'm sure all here know i'm no fan of the Manchurian candidate.



http://www.factcheck.org/2013/11/fre...ome-americans/

Still trying to figure out why American tax dollars fund about 20% of Israel's economy?
And.... is Israel ever going to publicly admit and apologize (or?) for attacking the USS Liberty?
Fuck AIPAC!!!... Fucking Zionist scum of the earth! Gives 'real' good hearted Jewish people a bad name... Originally Posted by SEE3772

How 'bout all the Fed funny monopoly money hebetard? i posted this before. the Israelis are the LARGEST beneficiary of Fed monopoly money. When WILL you hebetards stand on your own three feet?





hebetards doing what hebetards do.

What is a raciest? Originally Posted by TheDaliLama

Actually it seems fits him. It means he is slightly improper,spirited and pugnant

While you guys are fighting over a fake story why don't you fight over how much in subsidies( welfare) that already exist for Oil companies.

While you guys are fighting over a fake story why don't you fight over how much in subsidies( welfare) that already exist for Oil companies. Originally Posted by slingblade

The fake story resonates because it uses the type of arguments the liberals would use or will use when the time comes.
Remember Jonathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal"? Sometimes satire is a good way to make a point.
Besides, where do oil companies receive subsidies?

LMAO funny...