Providers: what do you say?

When you're with your friends and family in the real world; cousins and what not, and the inevitable question comes up "so what you do for work?" How do you answer? Do you say I am a provider of sexual services? Do you have a pithy response? Do you have a response that sounds like a fancy name for a janitor; waste disposal specialist? Or, do you have something totally unrelated like "I work at a flower shop." I know many of you provide part-time and have other jobs upon which you can rely for question such as this, but for those who rely on this as a soul source of income, what do you say?

Bro, this is a freaking stupid post! Do you really think these wonderful ladies wouldn't have enough sense to make up an excuse. Man, this kind of BS you're asking is uncalled for.

The women I know have real world jobs. My dearest atf is a new mom. Screw you for writing an ignorant post to satisfy your need to feel like your some mofo up on the totum pole.

Show some class to the ladies that make you feel like your a million bucks.

Bro, this is a freaking stupid post! Do you really think these wonderful ladies wouldn't have enough sense to make up an excuse. Man, this kind of BS you're asking is uncalled for.

The women I know have real world jobs. My dearest atf is a new mom. Screw you for writing an ignorant post to satisfy your need to feel like your some mofo up on the totum pole.

Show some class to the ladies that make you feel like your a million bucks. Originally Posted by Tpcgolfer

WELL STATED, TPC..

Bro, this is a freaking stupid post! Originally Posted by Tpcgolfer

Stupid? No... Repetitive maybe

Do you really think these wonderful ladies wouldn't have enough sense to make up an excuse. Man, this kind of BS you're asking is uncalled for. Originally Posted by Tpcgolfer

Actually most are simple whores feeding some monkey on their back.... It's never a surprise to find they lack common sense.... most are lacking in education as well and have limited life choices due to poor choices previously made...

The women I know have real world jobs. My dearest atf is a new mom. Originally Posted by Tpcgolfer

Yet she is whoring herself out? Does she know getting caught can often lead to loss of custody of the baby? Is is a trick baby resulting from barebacking? More details please...

Screw you for writing an ignorant post to satisfy your need to feel like your some mofo up on the totum pole. Show some class to the ladies that make you feel like your a million bucks. Originally Posted by Tpcgolfer

Really? As opposed to your whore ass kissing post made in search of praise from one of the whore that would have absolutely nothing to do with you..... much less making you feel like a million bucks...... if not for the cash you pay when services are rendered?


3days OP creates a topic for discussion that will let the ladies respond and be seen...... Your attack on him serves the board in no way......

Nuggie jumped on your coattails most likelt because he is a cuckold and does as he is told... often championing some whore for the favor of the one that controls his balls....

Stupid? No... Repetitive maybe



Actually most are simple whores feeding some monkey on their back.... It's never a surprise to find they lack common sense.... most are lacking in education as well and have limited life choices due to poor choices previously made...




Yet she is whoring herself out? Does she know getting caught can often lead to loss of custody of the baby? Is is a trick baby resulting from barebacking? More details please...



Really? As opposed to your whore ass kissing post made in search of praise from one of the whore that would have absolutely nothing to do with you..... much less making you feel like a million bucks...... if not for the cash you pay when services are rendered?


3days OP creates a topic for discussion that will let the ladies respond and be seen...... Your attack on him serves the board in no way......

Nuggie jumped on your coattails most likelt because he is a cuckold and does as he is told... often championing some whore for the favor of the one that controls his balls.... Originally Posted by Whispers

Bitter and self loathing on Thanksgiving.
Didn't get enough to eat?

Jeez; obviously I didn't pick up on the insensitive tone in my question. I see I should have said more: I have to find creative answers to account for my lifestyle; I thought there might be some funny stories to be shared. I meant no offense.

Jeez; obviously I didn't pick up on the insensitive tone in my question. I see I should have said more: I have to find creative answers to account for my lifestyle; I thought there might be some funny stories to be shared. I meant no offense. Originally Posted by 3daygetaway

Don't sweat it. It is a common question, with a great many answers. Some people will get uppity about anything.

One of the most common answers I have heard is "traveling sales" ie: pharma rep, convention circuit and my personal fav "tech trade show booth babe, as it explains the Ho nails and outfits"

Nothing explains Ho nails, Bob...

wait... does being a Ho, explain ho nails? "and I meant Ho in a nice way"

Nothing explains Ho nails, Bob... Originally Posted by Eryn

but you said you liked my nails!

Based on a simple scale of 1 to 10:

Post 1: 7.2 (solid topic, well-crafted);

Post 2: 2.5 (weak attempt to censor OP);

Post 3: 1.0 (simp-like);

Post 4: 8.4 [a record score for Whispers, according to one judge interviewed -- "offensive, as always (except when pleading for donations), but actually cogent and well-argued"];

Post 5: 10.0 ("Didn't get enough to eat?" could become the new signature line de rigeur);

Post 6: 5.0 (no need to clarify or apologize);

Post 7: 7.7 (good guy Bob);

Post 8: 8.0 (extra points for 1st ho in);

Post 9: 4.5 (ugh);

Post 10: 7.7 (good guy Bob);

Post 11: 0.00 (duh).

Stupid? No... Repetitive maybe



Actually most are simple whores feeding some monkey on their back.... It's never a surprise to find they lack common sense.... most are lacking in education as well and have limited life choices due to poor choices previously made...




Yet she is whoring herself out? Does she know getting caught can often lead to loss of custody of the baby? Is is a trick baby resulting from barebacking? More details please...



Really? As opposed to your whore ass kissing post made in search of praise from one of the whore that would have absolutely nothing to do with you..... much less making you feel like a million bucks...... if not for the cash you pay when services are rendered?


3days OP creates a topic for discussion that will let the ladies respond and be seen...... Your attack on him serves the board in no way......

Nuggie jumped on your coattails most likelt because he is a cuckold and does as he is told... often championing some whore for the favor of the one that controls his balls.... Originally Posted by Whispers

You're so cute when you try to sound in the know...

to the judges, I quoted a movie, if you can't name it, not my problem.