Probable Stupid Question Alert

I see a lot of ads that state "Five Star Service." Now, I know what that means in general...but in the escorting lingo, is that supposed to mean something specific? I see it enough, and it's use is a little conspicuous, that I wondered.

Yep...stupid question...

Hey, I have an idea. Why don't you help alleviate my stupidity by answering the fucking question, rather than prolonging it just like this thread?

C'mon guys...where's the love? Just a poor guy needing some info. What gives? I cant answer his question with any degree of certainty, but I believe it's just like the hotel business. Higher quality of service?

It doesn't mean anything. Its just girls "puffing" their service.

Kinda like so many BodyRub ads stating that they give the BEST massage in Houston or have the most beautiful girls.

Thanks. That's sort of what I thought, but I saw the phrase a few times too many and wondered. Lol so I shouldn't respond with "So how much for the 4-star service?"

Because "five star service" means nothing special...jack shit...hence why you thought it was a stupid question, because you already knew that...

Me telling you it was a stupid question was, in fact, answering your question...the fact that you didn't realize that, means that your question wasn't the only thing stupid around here...

Because "five star service" means nothing special...jack shit...hence why you thought it was a stupid question, because you already knew that...

Me telling you it was a stupid question was, in fact, answering your question...the fact that you didn't realize that, means that your question wasn't the only thing stupid around here... Originally Posted by Wakeuр

Wakeup...do you practice being an arrogant asshole or does it just come naturally?

Both...why?

It means nothing. It's like a girl describing herself as gorgeous when she is far from it.

Wakeup...do you practice being an arrogant asshole or does it just come naturally? Originally Posted by Stalion

Both...why? Originally Posted by Wakeuр

TFF.. as much as I dislike this messy mofo, you gotta love 'em sometimes.

TFF.. as much as I dislike this messy mofo, you gotta love 'em sometimes. Originally Posted by Luxury Daphne

No, actually you don't.

TFF.. as much as I dislike this messy mofo, you gotta love 'em sometimes. Originally Posted by Luxury Daphne

Who is "them"?

You mean WakeUp has a "kinder-gentler" personality too? And you love both of 'em?

So called "Five Star" service is like offering "VIP" service. Book a session and let us know how many stars you saw.


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