TURN ONs:
1) "Your P _ _ _ _ is dripping wet around my C _ _ _ "
2) "Oh, you're so tight" (and/or hot)
3) "Do you like the way I'm giving you every inch?"
4) "You're such a good slut!"
5) "Can we do this again in the morning?"
TURN OFFs:
1) "Do you mind if I answer that (phone)? It could be my S.O."
2) "Do I have to wear a condom, I'm clean I swear....just let me stick the head in."
3) "I usually last longer, I swear. It just felt so good."
4) "Am I the biggest (and/or best) that you've ever had?"
5) BIGGEST TURN OFF IS ....silence. No noise at all coming from the other party. If you enjoy it, your partner should know that you are enjoying it.