Golden Ticket

... ... I'm laughing now with joy and glee,
that what I'm thinking - just what I see,
and everything that I reveal - might simply about to be.

And why? - 'Cause I got a Golden Ticket.

And with a Golden Ticket - it's a GOLD-EN DAAAY!

... The "Golden Ticket" - you ask?

... Here it is! ... TRUMP and TUCKER!

... President Trump and Vice-President Tucker Carlson!

To bring back Truth, Justice and the American Way!

And with a Golden Ticket - it's a GOLD-EN DAAAY!

#### Salty
Oh. A golden ticket.
I thought he was singing about a golden shower.
My bad.


... ... I'm laughing now with joy and glee,
that what I'm thinking - just what I see,
and everything that I reveal - might simply about to be.

And why? - 'Cause I got a Golden Ticket.

And with a Golden Ticket - it's a GOLD-EN DAAAY!

... The "Golden Ticket" - you ask?

... Here it is! ... TRUMP and TUCKER!

... President Trump and Vice-President Tucker Carlson!

To bring back Truth, Justice and the American Way!

And with a Golden Ticket - it's a GOLD-EN DAAAY!

#### Salty Originally Posted by Salty Again
Yssup Rider's Avatar
I saw the headline and thought the OP was a Willy Wonka aficionado.

What would 1b1 say to this idea?
... ... I'm laughing now with joy and glee,
that what I'm thinking - just what I see,
and everything that I reveal - might simply about to be.

And why? - 'Cause I got a Golden Ticket.

And with a Golden Ticket - it's a GOLD-EN DAAAY!

... The "Golden Ticket" - you ask?

... Here it is! ... TRUMP and TUCKER!

... President Trump and Vice-President Tucker Carlson!

To bring back Truth, Justice and the American Way!

And with a Golden Ticket - it's a GOLD-EN DAAAY!

#### Salty Originally Posted by Salty Again
No,it won't be Tucker Carlson.
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GOLDEN TICKET"

Just a wet dream or waking masturbation.
Oh. A golden ticket.
I thought he was singing about a golden shower.
My bad. Originally Posted by Tigbitties38
Honestly he’s more likely to get one of those than what he’s actually wishing for.
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I keep my wishes out of politics but will keep all you fuckers in my good thoughts so everyone stays healthy, wealthy and wise..through the holidays.
That's the best Golden Ticket.
I keep my wishes out of politics but will keep all you fuckers in my good thoughts so everyone stays healthy, wealthy and wise..through the holidays.
That's the best Golden Ticket. Originally Posted by eyecu2
Thanks there, mate - but the lads here are WRONG yet-again.

I'm not wishing for Trump/Tucker as the Golden Ticket.
But I surely do believe it's possible.

... just think - America's most popular icon
and America's most popular media host.

... If there ever was a BETTER presidential ticket,
I got no idea what it was... Maybe Kennedy/Monroe.

#### Salty
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salty is getting a little too salty.

lol
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Seriously I hope the MAGA cult puts forth Trump and Carlson.

There’ll be drooling in the streets.

Biden could be 6months dead and still win.
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Mr. Trump would prefer Tanya Tucker as his mate.
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Mr. Trump would prefer Tanya Tucker as his mate. Originally Posted by VitaMan
or Maybe Tanya Harding. LOL Watch your knees Y'all! Plus she has an infamous life of amateur adult film star.
I saw the headline and thought the OP was a Willy Wonka aficionado.

What would 1b1 say to this idea? Originally Posted by Yssup Rider
... Crikey! ... A "aficionado" ?? ... I'm not even
sure that being one o' those is still legal these days, mate.

Though I am a great fan of the Willy Wonka movie.
Seeing as me-own cousin was in the film.

... Though Trump/Tucker would surely WIN the day!

#### Salty
Yssup Rider's Avatar
... Crikey! ... A "aficionado" ?? ... I'm not even
sure that being one o' those is still legal these days, mate.

Though I am a great fan of the Willy Wonka movie.
Seeing as me-own cousin was in the film.

... Though Trump/Tucker would surely WIN the day!

#### Salty Originally Posted by Salty Again
What are your polls saying about trump/carlson?

Surely they’re supporting your latest pronouncement … or maybe not.

Guess we’ll never know.

Tee hee
... Most of the polls are just reporting Trump beating Biden.
They're not interested in the VP choices yet.
As Joe is surely saddled with Kamala.... the "Tarnished Ticket"
...

Oh, and before I get the lot of PM's and cards and letters,
lemme mention that me cousin in the Willy Wonka film was
also in the book --- Veruca SALT.

#### Salty