Encounter: Acacia NO Body Scrub

Date: 07/15/22
Name: Jessica
Phone: 713-947-0766
Email Address: Na
URL / Website: Na
City: Houston
State: Texas
Address: 9331 Gulf Fwy
Activities: Lazy massage, CBJ
Hair Length and Color: Dark shoulder length
Age: 40’s
Smoking Status: I Couldn't Tell
Ethnic Background: Asian
Physical Description: Jessica was about 5’2”, tiny body, nice mm’s, looked like a K Tinkerbell, dark teeth though…
Recommendation: No

Originally Posted by Owj

Exactly.

Originally Posted by Owj

And don’t shart. Never shart. If you’re older and think it’s gas, fight the feeling. Or make a beeline for the bathroom down the hall while being careful not to knock over the microwave, mouthwash, or the mushu moon cake mellowing out next to the melon.

Don’t think you’re going to enjoy a Wee bit of dry gas, because ‘er each gas molecule might be propelling 6bits of shard particles wanting to get the hall outta dodge and caravan onto the nice white sheets or worse on your new best friend tickling your taint, scrodum, and oiling up your Richard Roundtree!

No amount of scrubbin will remove that drubbin from the 80 thread count second hand table covering or the mildewed hand cloth. Stock up on Purell and alcohol pads. Cheers!

Doge and caravan. I see what you did.

I’m sorry for your experience. I’ve gone here once and got taken straight to the body scrub. No upcharge she even let me stay late.