Ruin a date with four words

single1utr's Avatar
Share how you can ruin a date with four words.

- I forgot my wallet
perfectdevil's Avatar
I'm off my meds
Did you bring condoms?
How old are you?
Your sister is hot
This isn't exactly 4 word but it is true and hilarious. It's a clip from there first date.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dE-lsrft1c8
jughead1171's Avatar
Haven't said or heard these but had fun coming up with a few

Is it really erect?
What is that smell?
Please have a pussy!
Sorry I'm a dude!
Do crabs itch much?
Damn these head lice.
You are under arrest!
Ooops, just got mine...........
Darkeye4876's Avatar
My test came back...
Richard Fitzwell's Avatar
You spit or swallow?
  • CIFER
  • 09-20-2016, 08:00 PM
The voices like you
That Will Cost Extra
Your mileage will vary.

Do you take coupons?
Bill James's Avatar
Do you do Greek
hobbylover's Avatar
My handle is TexasLee. #toosoon?