Como se dice...???

I recently went into an unknown (to me) massage spa. I was mainly looking for an affordable, last-minute, decent massage with possible extras. The quality of the massage was excellent and well worth the price of admission. But the eye candy was marginal at best. Despite that fact, my therapist seemed reasonably flirtatious and that piqued my interest. The only problem was that the spoke only Spanish!! I can have a decent simple (1st or 2nd grade level) conversation in Spanish, but I don't know how to drop the appropriate hints to get those extras!! It really sucked because I felt like I may have been able to get there if we were speaking English...and I didn't want to be rude or too blatant. Help!!!

P.S. I'll never use the word "chupa" before we have crossed that line because I also wouldn't say that in English.

There is a universal language for what you want. It almost always works

If they offer extras, they will most likely provide you with a hint that they do, especially if it is a place you know provides extras (from the reviews). I am fluent in Spanish but even so, when it comes to asking for extras is as simple as asking for "servicio extra" (extra in Spanish is the same as English) or asking for "masaje especial" (special massage), if you wish add a wink, and/or reach out for the goods. If they don't take the hint from that, chances are they do not offer it. My opinion anyway.

Seriously you have some creative block in your head you need to overcome. I don't know any finnish, but I'm pretty sure that if I smile and gently push a finnish woman's hand towards my cock, she would understand what i was interested in...

I don't know any finnish, but I'm pretty sure that if I smile and gently push a finnish woman's hand towards my cock, she would understand what i was interested in... Originally Posted by Allen Woody

I thinck it's called a "Happi Finnish" in Helsinki.

Go online and look for a simple, free tanslation engine. Type your desired phrase into the box and watch it go! It's pretty safe bet Spanish-only speakers will never learn English. You have to be able to read one or the other. If any of us were dropped in Germany we'd quickly learn serviceable German in a reasonable time frame. (even though they speak English) Instead, we stupidly accomodate this demographic by changing forms, greetings, prompts, etc. into Spanish.

Google translator is helpful.

Thanks for the great (and humorous) ideas. I think I had my option about halfway through, but somehow my attempt to ask for "full body" or "sensual" may have been lost in translation. Oh well...

Go online and look for a simple, free tanslation engine. Type your desired phrase into the box and watch it go! It's pretty safe bet Spanish-only speakers will never learn English. You have to be able to read one or the other. If any of us were dropped in Germany we'd quickly learn serviceable German in a reasonable time frame. (even though they speak English) Instead, we stupidly accomodate this demographic by changing forms, greetings, prompts, etc. into Spanish. Originally Posted by sharkie

As a former "Spanish-only speaker" I can honestly say this is one of the saddest blatant bigot statements I have read. May God have mercy on you.

Go online and look for a simple, free tanslation engine. Type your desired phrase into the box and watch it go! It's pretty safe bet Spanish-only speakers will never learn English. You have to be able to read one or the other. If any of us were dropped in Germany we'd quickly learn serviceable German in a reasonable time frame. (even though they speak English) Instead, we stupidly accomodate this demographic by changing forms, greetings, prompts, etc. into Spanish. Originally Posted by sharkie

Get used to it, we taking over . LOL

As a former "Spanish-only speaker" I can honestly say this is one of the saddest blatant bigot statements I have read. May God have mercy on you. Originally Posted by Pica Flor

People always take the path of least resistance. If you were dropped into Germany and had no choice but to learn the language quickly, you would. But if you weren't forced to, if you could live there for years and years quite happily without learning to speak the language, you probably wouldn't.

As the Mexicans become a higher percentage of the American population, it becomes easier and easier for them to live in America without learning the language. They have their own radio stations, their own TV channels, their own neighborhoods, etc.

Unfortunately it's not in America's best interest to have a population that does not share a common language; in the long run it will weaken the country.

PhotoTherapy,

Which massage did you go to that had Hispanic ladies?

UTRLVR

People always take the path of least resistance. If you were dropped into Germany and had no choice but to learn the language quickly, you would. But if you weren't forced to, if you could live there for years and years quite happily without learning to speak the language, you probably wouldn't.

As the Mexicans become a higher percentage of the American population, it becomes easier and easier for them to live in America without learning the language. They have their own radio stations, their own TV channels, their own neighborhoods, etc.

Unfortunately it's not in America's best interest to have a population that does not share a common language; in the long run it will weaken the country. Originally Posted by joe bloe

So they're all Mexicans that speak spanish not South Americans or
Central Americans or Cubans or Puerto Ricans ...it's not just Mexicans becoming a bigger part of the United States '

I have seen a rapid rise in the number of Latina Agencies I remember back when there were only three main Latina Agencies I now count about ten new agencies with the AMPs also recruiting latinas .

HLG's
Latin Obsession
Latin Beauties
LB4U
Sweet Cindy's
Latin Heaven
Sweet Discretion's
Latina Elite
Latin Escorts of Houston
LunaofHouston
Latinas of Houston
Latin dreams
Latin Paradise

Yup speaking Spanish just might come in handy in the hobby world because things are a changing

I luv me some Mexicans

I find the American Dollar to be the universal language in this hobby.