I will start with I have been accused of:
1. being sofia
![No](images/smilies/modern/no.gif)
2. being paul
![No](images/smilies/modern/no.gif)
3. being a "fucking newbie"
![Yes](images/smilies/modern/yes.gif)
4. a kidnapped individual with a gun to my head!
![Fear2](images/smilies/modern/fear2.gif)
5. My favorite of all is every morning I get accused by the man in the mirror of being "A handsome devil!"
![Thumbsup](images/smilies/modern/thumbsup.gif)
#5 is my favorite and the most accurate!
I wouldn't mind being called Boardman, he seems to have a new kitty everyday!