Review: Totein an ass whuppin on Roady

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  • jl11
  • 04-01-2013, 07:16 AM
Date: 3/31/13
Provider: Roady
Phone: 337. 331. 5416.
Email Address: n/a
URL / Website: http://lafayette.backpage.com/Female...ire-45/7939403
City: Laffy
State: Louisiana
Address: hotel
Appointment Type: Incall
Did the Appointment take place at the agreed-upon time?: Yes
Activities: Lookin for a fight, Chin checking, uppercut, kick in the balls, dom whipping, bitch slapping, TKO, more bitch slapping
Session Length: .30 but went over
Fee: not paid
Hair Length and Color: short brunette with male baldness pattern
Age: 45?
Smoking Status: I Couldn't Tell
Ethnic Background: White/Caucasian
Physical Description: out of shape. he would qualify for an ex husband deadbeat dad experience
Recommendation: No
RichardNixon's Avatar
Come on j ... You left out the important part. Was he gfe?
  • HB13
  • 04-01-2013, 07:47 AM
And the April Fool's Reviews start.
King_Louie's Avatar
And the April Fool's Reviews start. Originally Posted by HB13
+1....good read though
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  • jl11
  • 04-01-2013, 07:58 AM
Come on j ... You left out the important part. Was he gfe? Originally Posted by RichardNixon

I didn't really ask. He didn't offer . I have a rule. I never hit a female. I told my now ex wife if she is looking for some gfe that maybe a fine lady or two of ECCIE could accommodate her.
ilovedatass's Avatar
someone should send him his review lol
bodilly's Avatar
Shouldn't this be moved to the proper forum?
Nice review , very well written,LMFAO 4/1
river985's Avatar
Thanks for the birthday chuckle! Yes today my birthday, and it will not be spent with 'Roady,' since he doesn't offer any "protection."
RichardNixon's Avatar
His pics are probably fake.
LA Man's Avatar
Much needed laugh on a Monday at the office. But tell me after the housekeeping lady did you go back and get the DOM too!
HeatFlash3's Avatar
This shit is HILARIOUS! Thanks man… I really needed this one! LOL
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  • jl11
  • 04-01-2013, 05:16 PM
Much needed laugh on a Monday at the office. But tell me after the housekeeping lady did you go back and get the DOM too! Originally Posted by LA Man
Yeah I went all out on that housekeeping lady. About 6 rounds. After that I didn't have much left in me. As I was leaving the dom chic kicked my ass out in the parking lot.
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  • jl11
  • 04-01-2013, 05:18 PM
Shouldn't this be moved to the proper forum? Originally Posted by bodilly

Well it didn't get PA credit bc no activities took place, but hasn't been moved yet. It was taken seriously though by the mod and judged fairly by ECCIE guidelines.
Old Horn Dog's Avatar
As I was leaving the dom chic kicked my ass out in the parking lot. Originally Posted by jl11
Now, THAT'S the funniest part of the whole story!