If you could do any provider for free

Who would it be and why? No one is off limits. What would you do to her?

Sofia, I don't usually pick on the ladies. Especially x-Wildflowers, I'm almost a WK for them. But I gotta say THIS IS THE STUPIDEST THREAD I'VE EVER SEEN!!!. The answer is any lady who picks up the phone we would see for free. Some of the guys may lop off the bottom 5%, but realistically, if it's free, it's me. A far better question would be, WHICH ONE OF US HOBBYISTS WOULD YOU DO FOR FREE?!?! Now, doesn't that make a lot more sense? Take care, and put a little thought into starting threads like this.
Billy
The Wildflower Group