A young Catholic girl went to confession and said to the priest, "I'm pregnant."
He asked, "How did this happen, child?"
She said, "I think it must be the second coming."
The priest, shocked by this reply asked, "What makes you think this has anything to do with the Second Coming?"
She replied, "Because I swallowed the first one...."
- Milehigh65
- 02-12-2012, 12:09 PM
- Sweet N Little
- 02-12-2012, 12:28 PM
funny Milehigh !
- badhusband
- 02-15-2012, 09:30 PM
You mean swallows don't get pregnant?
- sweet.treat69
- 02-15-2012, 11:19 PM
LOLL! There are a lot of jokes about girls swallowing and thinking they'll get pregnant but this one is really funny 