I wondered what was wrong with Rip. I mean, sure, he was obviously trolling. But he seemed to have trouble with writing the English language, and it'd be kind of hard to fake it on that level. Turns out he's from Oklahoma. That explains it.
Actually, now that I think of it, maybe he just runs his stupidity through an online translator for shits and giggles. I remember good old Babelfish, back in the day....