Unusual requests

I had a client that asked me to chop his penis off. He really really hated his dick, but I thought it was quite lovely

I politely declined and explained that he would certainly bleed to death (not to mention the mess). So he asked me to slice his penis.

Note to anyone that is ever asked to do this, use a VERY sharp knife and hold the skin very taut

OMFG! You are kidding right??? lol

I had a guy write me off BP the other day......He asked me if he could do bareback anal..............I told him,"SURE,I WILL FU&K YOU WITH MY STRAP ON BAREBACK AS LONG AS YOU WANT!"

Oh yes he was very persistent lol I talked him out of it though. Most of the time these requests are just BS fantasy talk but he was serious. His cock was beautiful too!

WOW! And I thought I got some wild ass fantasies............Sad thing is, if he really wants it done, he will make it happen...............I see pics of these activities all the time on FetLife, but I will NEVER do anything to cause harm, extreme pain or that endangers either of our health's. Play safe, But always have fun!!

A guy wanted you to cut his dick off? Some sick fuckers out there.lol

Note to anyone that is ever asked to do this, use a VERY sharp knife and hold the skin very taut Originally Posted by Giveumyhart

So now you're scaring me T!

Thing is, he can only enjoy it once.

Wow!.. Wow!!..... Wow!!!........ HOLY SHIT!!!!!!... I would be at a total loss for words.. How would he even make it out of the room withou bleeding to death??.. Also, what do you think he would say at the ER when it hit him this was a "bad idea"... I can just see it in the headlines now.. "Eccie Escort Gets Life For Removing A Mans Penis Without A License"...

But lets make this fun.. He offers you a $5000 tip.. LOL

That reminds me of the time that I was fairly new and was laying in bed with this man at this gorgeous hotel. He was older and seemed so elegant and it was such a nice ambiance. He asked me if I could tell that he only had one testicle. I told him yes.

Then he said that the reason why he only had one was because of all of the CBT that he had endured and that he had a scalpel underneath the covers at the bottom of the bed and that I could start playing with him now.

And feel free to lop off the other one, too. I was SO caught off guard that I just gasped. It was the WAY that he said it and the look in his eye.

I jumped up and started to faint. His laughter turned to something else and he grabbed me. I didn't faint but it was horrible.

Now, I wouldn't have had that reaction but then? After I actually LOOKED at his cock, it was all covered with scarring, etc. Just gross. There was more to that person and it was pretty sick.

I've had men call who want me to feminize them or whatever. I DO think that some men call and just say whatever to keep you on the phone.

Things like this just don't happen to me anymore because I'm either more experienced (well sometimes) or I can anticipate a man's attitude a bit better.

But I've had some weird requests. Right now, I'm feeling slightly sick to my stomach remembering that guy above and just don't wish to share anymore.

All I can say is: Wow. (and not in a good way)

and here i thought being asked to masturbate with grandma's ashes and receiving a milk enema, and then squirting it into a bowl of Cheerio's was crazy!

and here i thought being asked to masturbate with grandma's ashes and receiving a milk enema, and then squirting it into a bowl of Cheerio's was crazy! Originally Posted by LusciousLacy

That's pretty damn crazy!!! I probably shouldn't have written what I did. Oh well. I tend to attract men who are sometimes off the grid different!

lol Did you get the milk enema, squirt in my bowl request too????? Poor man, cant get no milk for his cheerios.............LMAO

lol Did you get the milk enema, squirt in my bowl request too????? Poor man, cant get no milk for his cheerios.............LMAO Originally Posted by Ms. Athena

Bahahaha!! Well i was a bit offended... but if i am even close to the same kinky category as you.. then fuck yea!!!!!

Oh you said MILK....lol...oops!!