Does he not know more than three adjectives?
Seriously.
I know some people have better math and analytical skills and other people have better vocabulary skills.
But, still, how does a man reach his 70s and have such a limited vocabulary? Trump speaks at about 2nd grade level.
Does Trump not know any adjectives besides "beautiful" and "perfect" and "best ever". Worse yet, he uses those limited words in wholly inappropriate contexts.
One describes antibody tests or virus tests or PPE or ventilators as "effective," "inexpensive and quick to manufacture," "significantly better" (than previous versions).
But what the fuck does it mean that a COVID-19 test is "beautiful"?
Or that "our new antibody test is so totally perfect" - when the scientific literature and your own advisors admit that it has a 10% false positive rate?
Look, I don't demand flowery eloquence. In fact, sometimes that is an annoying distraction when somebody has nothing important to say.
So, I'm perfectly happy with a mundane speaker.
But, for fuck's sake, do we really have to listen to him recycle the only half dozen adjectives he knows?
"Our rescue package is beautiful, it really is. And my statement about it was totally fine and totally perfect. And we have a really excellent and best ever plan for reopening the economy."
Fucking illiterate.
His speeches are vastly better when he reads them from a teleprompter or pages - like in the last State of the Union address. But that is because somebody else wrote the speech.