How many Calories does sex burn?

Toyz's Avatar
  • Toyz
  • 11-27-2015, 02:39 PM
If you've eaten half a turkey, a quart of dressing, 2# of potatoes...pie...etc.

How much sex do you need to get back to even?
I need to burn off at least a 1000!
budman33's Avatar
a lot...

4500 calories for a big turkey dinner day. Up to 400 calories per hour fucking.... soooo 11 hours? damn...
Toyz's Avatar
  • Toyz
  • 11-27-2015, 03:06 PM
a lot...

4500 calories for a big turkey dinner day. Up to 400 calories per hour fucking.... soooo 11 hours? damn... Originally Posted by budman33
Oh shit...

I got a little pee pee..
I only take 2 minutes to cum...

so...given that math....
  • I only burn 13 calories per fuck.
  • I need to burn 4500
  • At a OPEC rate of 200 per hour
  • It will cost me $69,200.00 to burn off that meal.

Mike Vronsky's Avatar
Ok, so here are some stats.

Undressing = 8+ total calories
Massaging = 80+ calories / hr (Mia Christine is my fav)
Sex = 144+ calories / half hr (so I'm 1+ hr so I'll be burning a lot of calories)
Giving Oral Sex = 100 calories / half hour
Using your hands = 100 calories / per hour
Kissing = 238 calories / per half hour (LFK not included)

Start burning calories!
El Cid's Avatar
... How much sex do you need to get back to even? Originally Posted by Toyz
Sex can be a lot of different things. What position? Where? Real orgasm? Faked?

This link tells of calories burned for most likely variations:
http://www.c4vct.com/kym/humor/csex.htm
Mike Vronsky's Avatar
So you mean to say if you have a small dick you burn more calories compared to someone with a larger dick? Damn, that kind of sucks. I have to work harder to burn the same amount of calories.

Normal size 22 calories
Oversize 15 calories
Tremendous 8 calories
Teensy-weensy 163 calories
Iron Butterfly's Avatar
You would have to work pretty hard fucking to equal an hour of cardio in the gym. I burn about 900 calories in one hour. No way I'm working that hard in a session of pleasure.

Better to just run it off!

IB
Mike Vronsky's Avatar
You would have to work pretty hard fucking to equal an hour of cardio in the gym. I burn about 900 calories in one hour. No way I'm working that hard in a session of pleasure.

Better to just run it off!

IB Originally Posted by Iron Butterfly
I'll do both. Sex is too much fun.
Iron Butterfly's Avatar
I'll do both. Sex is too much fun. Originally Posted by Mike Vronsky
Did that today

IB
fun2come's Avatar
Some of you are doing just fine:
http://www.caloriecount.com/calories-burned-typing-a604

Calories burned with Typing

Electric, Manual, or Computer

102 calories per hour

Assuming a body weight of: 150 lbs
This is equivalent to eating any of the lines of the following table.
Quantity Description Cals
0.4 Grande Starbucks Caffe Latte - Made with whole milk 272
0.1 McDonald's Big Mac - With cheese 704
1.3 Glasses of wine (3.5 fl oz) 79
0.4 Snickers Bar 273
0.5 Cans of Coca-Cola 207
3.4 Carrots 30

I am FIT, are you???
Iron Butterfly's Avatar
Some of you are doing just fine:
http://www.caloriecount.com/calories-burned-typing-a604

Calories burned with Typing

Electric, Manual, or Computer

102 calories per hour

Assuming a body weight of: 150 lbs
This is equivalent to eating any of the lines of the following table.
Quantity Description Cals
0.4 Grande Starbucks Caffe Latte - Made with whole milk 272
0.1 McDonald's Big Mac - With cheese 704
1.3 Glasses of wine (3.5 fl oz) 79
0.4 Snickers Bar 273
0.5 Cans of Coca-Cola 207
3.4 Carrots 30

I am FIT, are you??? Originally Posted by fun2come
Fitness is the key to a long sex life, I'm typing, I'm typing.

IB
Toyz's Avatar
  • Toyz
  • 11-27-2015, 08:06 PM
Fitness is the key to a long sex life, I'm typing, I'm typing.

IB Originally Posted by Iron Butterfly
Damn, SL must have burned off 100# the past couple of days...only a couple hundred more to go...
fun2come's Avatar
Damn, SL must have burned off 100# the past couple of days...only a couple hundred more to go... Originally Posted by Toyz
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