WTF! I got proposition for sounding.

Hi there new guy here. Well, let me tell you how my hot date went yesterday night. Like I said I’m new here to Houston because of my job so I don’t have a whole lot of women friends here. So whenever I get a chance to meet a girl at the gym, grocery store, bookstore, coffee ship, etc, I start a friendly conversation and try to get their number for dinner or just hang out for the weekend.

I go to this coffee shop regularly and met this gorgeous hot blond. I’ve been talking to her for about 3 months. She’s a bit younger than me, about 10 years younger, but hey younger women like older men, right? Well we went out yesterday for dinner and to a movie. Afterwards, we went to yard house had some drink, she is fun to talk to, we both had good laugh and had great time.

It was getting late and I had to go back to work early so I called to end the night. She wasn’t shy about asking where I lived. So I told her I live right here…I can shop, watch movies, eat, and drink some cold ones all in one place. Well anyways she wanted to check my place out so we walked and headed to my apartment. No, I wasn’t thinking about getting laid the first date. I just wanted some company for the night and that was enough.

Once we got in, I showed her my place. It’s all white; I like all white stuff so that way it makes it feel like you’re on a cloud. Asked if she wanted a drink, she agreed and popped open two beers. We sat on sofa with curtains opened, lights dimmed, looking out the patio doors with Memorial City sky light all lit up. It was very nice; to me it felt like home again. She and I talked about everything, who we liked, disliked, how many sexual encounters we both had, any kinky fantasies, and so on. I mean we talked about everything.

She’s very open about everything, and her personality fits her appearance. I don’t like to judge people from the outside, but it fits her personality very well. She’s tall, real blond, pale, with tats on her both arms, beautiful body and face to go with it. She’s got pierced belly and tongue, I’m pretty positive she’s got pierced clit as well.

As for me, I’m clean-cut yuppie type, like simple furniture arraignment, clean bright clothes, no tats on my body, and so on. I joined the eccie to bang Latin chics once in a while. Where I’m from, I use to bang a lot of Puerto Rican girls and they love guys like myself. Over there they call them the Wall Street boys, here they call them yuppies. From other people’s point of view, if we were boyfriend and girlfriend, we would have nothing in common from the outside, but from the inside, we both clicked and had a lot of things in common.

Anyways back to the topic, at the end, as we were closing out our date for the night, she asked me if I’d see her again. I told her of course, I’d stop by the coffee house for some coffee. Out of nowhere she also asked me if I like to try sounding next time we meet again for a date. I was little baffled, since I didn’t know what sounding was and meant. She told me what it meant…It’s where a girl will stick a thin rod into my pee hole. WTF! She told me it turns her on, well we did talk about everything including what turns me on, having sex with two girls. My name isn’t 3sum for nothing. Well I told her let me think about it and we’ll talk later. She told me I wouldn’t regret the new sexual excitement; well let me be the judge of that since it’s my pee hole. She gave me a light kiss and I walked her to her car. As she was getting in to her car to go home, she said, “Think about it, and let me know soon.” “Ok, I will let you know soon.”

Well ladies and gents, what do you think. Should I, or not? Let me know your experience. I’ve goggled about it and it look painful, but from reading it, it’s like the next sexual level of feeling.

Hopefully she will be as proud of you as you are of yourself

The things people are willing to do just to get a piece of ass.

I'm not reading all that

Heck. No.

I say go ahead and let her do it. As for me, yeah umm no, just no. Hell no!!

Dear Penthouse, I usually don't have this kinda thing happen to me...

Wow!

Try doing it on yourself 1st, maybe

I've never heard of this, hmm

I skipped to the bottom. Ouch

Watch her bring a 1/2" dowel ...

ya a big fuck no on that one sir..

you may end up in the ER fyi..

The procedure is usually done by doctors to test urinary tract.

Hell I don't recommend it to be done by a stranger.

If you have to ask somebody is it OK to let a chick stick a thin rod in your dick, then something's very wrong.........with YOU!!

You should've told her "Hell no" when she said that. I don't care if it was the perfect date. She basically ruined it by asking you this shit, IMO.

The procedure is usually done by doctors to test urinary tract.

Hell I don't recommend it to be done by a stranger. Originally Posted by HoustonAstros

Exactly

Hey OP, I’m super turned on by eyeballs, come by and I’ll do LASIK on you.

"RUN, FOREST, RUN"!!!