mature,upscale, and discreet. every moment we have will be unforgettable.

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"Sorry I only do CBJ,120 please"

Your worst experience on BP guys & gals.

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"Sorry I only do CBJ,120 please"

Your worst experience on BP guys & gals. Originally Posted by kirbykirby

Are you advertising openly that you are the worst experience on BP?

Oh, you HAD the worst experience. Sympathetic kisses, hon. You might want to link to whomever you're talking about, please, for the enlightenment of the ECCIE masses.

My morning tea hasn't kicked in yet, and upon first read, I thought this was a confused provider threAD.

Are you advertising openly that you are the worst experience on BP?

Oh, you HAD the worst experience. Sympathetic kisses, hon. You might want to link to whomever you're talking about, please, for the enlightenment of the ECCIE masses.

My morning tea hasn't kicked in yet, and upon first read, I thought this was a confused provider threAD.

Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

Don't worry Fancy...I thought the same thing when I read this.
Yes, to the OP....Post links up in here.

What's wrong with a condom. Eventhough im a fat loser, I still hold out hope for having kids one day.

You into goats?

These "headlines" always concern me ..

"every moment we have will be unforgettable" .....

Feeling the discomfort of my hands behind my back with metal bracelets digging into my wrists, because the guy driving on the other side of the cage that separates us cranked 'em down too tight before he locked them; being herded through a smelly room to be photographed and fingers stained; and then placed in an enclosure of steel bars with a bunch of puking and stinky loud-mouthed assholes until someone lets me cough up $200 bucks to go get my car out of hock for another $300-$400 so I can go home..... sounds "unforgettable" to me!

Particularly for a $120 hand job or CBJ!

These "headlines" always concern me ..

"every moment we have will be unforgettable" .....

Feeling the discomfort of my hands behind my back with metal bracelets digging into my wrists, because the guy driving on the other side of the cage that separates us cranked 'em down too tight before he locked them; being herded through a smelly room to be photographed and fingers stained; and then placed in an enclosure of steel bars with a bunch of puking and stinky loud-mouthed assholes until someone lets me cough up $200 bucks to go get my car out of hock for another $300-$400 so I can go home..... sounds "unforgettable" to me!

Particularly for a $120 hand job or CBJ! Originally Posted by LexusLover

Maybe you should start audio recording you not agreeing to sex for fee....

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"Sorry I only do CBJ,120 please"

Your worst experience on BP guys & gals. Originally Posted by kirbykirby

That topic has been touched on, scratched at and started quite a few times on here.... Just search...

Seems I've confused everyone. oops.

Your worst experience on BP guys & gals. Originally Posted by kirbykirby

I only tried BP twice, and they were both the worst experiences. And...not worth recounting.

What amazes me are the guys with 10-100 reviews, who obviously get around - who *still* use Backpage, ask for intel on BP Hookers, or most astonishingly of all, are shocked when BP Hookers fail to deliver a quality product.

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"Sorry I only do CBJ,120 please"

Your worst experience on BP guys & gals. Originally Posted by kirbykirby

Sounds typical, BP has a terrible reputation.