Dirty Funny Sexual T-Shirts...

Cool thread BottomlessFilth!



















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Girl you need help...... seriously some serious help....... I will text you my address .....

Those are hilarious too!! Thanks!! I love the one "Suck Your Own Dick" LOL. My favorite one on my post was the last one with the arrow up "The Man" and arrow down "The Legend" LOL. What's up with those 2 chic's faces?...WOW! I don't know if I'd wear those out in public since there are always minors around, but if it was an adult event I think those types of shirts are funny shit!! LOL

Funny...I think many of the guys I've dated would heart the one that says 'Nothing says I love you like anal sex'...
I, too, like the one that says 'Suck your own dick' lol

...so get to work.

OH NOES! LOL This one is horrible if you change the context.

Originally Posted by topnotchmassage

The best is the look on his face as he stares at his fingers, and even more so the flies flying around LMAO!

This is what I believe is the definition of a Dirty Sanchez is. Am I wrong or right?

***A Dirty Sanchez is a sexual situation where a man is laying some pipe doggy-style, and while in the midst of sex he inserts his finger in the woman's starfish and then smears his finger across her upper lip, giving her a thin shit mustache. This is the Dirty Sanchez.***

That's one of the versions, yeah...
More broadly, Dirty Sanchez is the act of smearing feces on the upper lip of a partner during (or following) various types of anal sex...so you got the right idea.

LOL. Thanks! I am a very open person willing to try anything, BUT there are two areas I do not want to ever venture into:
(1) Anything to do with Shit/Skat/Poop
(2) Anything to do with Vomit/Puke
So that would include my post awhile back about the Blumpkin LOL. Poop and Puke are just two areas that are too much to handle. Plus I think women look much better without a mustache LOL.

I will go as far as to say I have no interest in any form of human waste OR vomit, either...
but To each, their own lol

Yeah, everything has to be squeaky clean.

So ladies, do you know what a rusty trombone is? What do you think about DATO (rimming)? Ever had it done to you, or done it to somebody? Like or dislike?

(Expect a post from Bottomfeeder....)

***A Dirty Sanchez is a sexual situation where a man is laying some pipe doggy-style, and while in the midst of sex he inserts his finger in the woman's starfish and then smears his finger across her upper lip, giving her a thin shit mustache. This is the Dirty Sanchez.*** Originally Posted by BottomlessFilth

Remember Saved By The Bell?
http://www.screechporn.com/

Attn: BottomlessFilth

A Dirty Sanchez? Seriously??

Ai'iiiite.... since you asked and since I dig ya'...





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