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why nots ...try exorcisin the ...tds ...outsa yerself firsts?
why nots ...try exorcisin the ...tds ...outsa yerself firsts? Originally Posted by Plastic Man
Lmao
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I like my demons thank you : )
mmm overnights??
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wow mods, thanks for absolutely destroying the post that I spent a lot of time making perfect this morning. I wasn't giving away any illicit information at all...
you just wanted to be jackasses and edit my post to wreck the format
Why should I ever expect anything but the absolute bare minimum from you? smh
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why nots ...try exorcisin the ...tds ...outsa yerself firsts? Originally Posted by Plastic Man
TDS? Tiny Dick Syndrome? I think you're too busy looking in a mirror, try insulting me again when you have both of your hands available
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always ...actin likes the ...true ...carin an lovin leftist ya dones ...be!

...maybes somes mores skull an ...death tattoos wills makes ya feels betters
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where did you get that I am a leftist lol

stay on topic kiddo or they'll do you like they do me!
where did you get that I am a leftist lol

stay on topic kiddo or they'll do you like they do me! Originally Posted by valkyra
They think you're leftist because you don't tolerate Nazis and antisemitism. You know, "crazy leftists ideology" stuff like that
I don't see any red ink in your OP. What (in general) was edited that destroyed your format?
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I don't see any red ink in your OP. What (in general) was edited that destroyed your format? Originally Posted by IamVictoryasSecret
Color button not working Sir.... great threAD girl
  • newd
  • 10-12-2023, 06:40 AM
😅 Damn...that post...I think I just fell in love! Well done!
  • newd
  • 10-12-2023, 06:40 AM
😅 Damn...that post...I think I just fell in love! Well done!