Creation of a Pussy

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit,
Second was a carpenter,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using red velvet,
he lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur,
he lined it without,
Fifth was a fisherman,
nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a preacher,
whose name was McGee,
he touched it and blessed it,
and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor,
dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it,
and called it a cunt.

Love it!!! This would make for a great toast

I agree....love it!

Damn that fisherman!

LMFAO!

God is looking for Adam & Eve in the garden, finds Adam and asks where's Eve? Adam says " she's down at the stream washing her twat" God says " Oh crap! Now I'll never get the smell outta them fish!"

That was so FF!

Love it, I will try to memorize it for special toasts!

Hahahaha

God is looking for Adam & Eve in the garden, finds Adam and asks where's Eve? Adam says " she's down at the stream washing her twat" God says " Oh crap! Now I'll never get the smell outta them fish!" Originally Posted by rachet3375

That is cute. LOL!