A 65 yr. old man looks at his wife.... "When we were married over 40 years ago, we lived in a cheap one room apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed, watched a 10 inch black & white TV, but I laid next to a sexy 25 yr. old gal. Now we live in a 500,000 home, have a 45,000 car, plasma TV, king-size bed, but I sleep next to a 65 yr. old woman. It seems you are not keeping up to your end." His wife, who is a reasonable woman, looks at her husband & replies... "Go ahead & have another 25 yr. old woman & I will make sure you get to live in a cheap apartment, drive a cheap car, sleep on a sofa bed & watch a 10 inch black & white TV!!!!
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