Too funny not to share

Saw this on BP just now.....
It's nice to have friends.

http://kc.backpage.com/BodyRubs/nude...h-a-24/6487628

5.0 ?.. If the ad says anything about lonely housewifes that need money, or older men getting someone an apartment to do rub and tugs.. well my spidey senses go off.. I'll take a pass on this one.

Just for fun, I binged the guy's number. Shows a guy's name that apparently owns a gas station in Aurora, NE (which is just east of Grand Island). More hmmmm.....