Girls
1) I need the donation up front. Then it gets tucked away and they only offer time no services. Let the arguing begin. They say they will call a friend who does that sort of thing but can’t get ahold of them. Remedy: Never Pay Up Front!
2) Same as #1 but with a spin. They get the cash and then they want big money to upgrade for services. Remedy: Never Pay Up Front!
3) Same as #1 they need the money up front. Then they ask you to go wash up. The money goes out the door and so do they. Remedy: Never Pay Up Front!
4) Same as #1 money up front but they need to pay their driver. Off they go and they are gone.
5) They get the money up front and suddenly there is a loud knock on the door. It’s a fat ass friend of hers saying “he is on his way over”. Tells YOU that you need to get the fuck out. The provider says she’ll call you when she gets a new motel room. Remedy: Never Pay Up Front! Walk out the door!
6) Money up front and pimp who has a key, blasts into the room wanting to know what you’re doing with his woman. If you latched the door he just keeps banging on it demanding you come out. Really hard to bust a nut while this is going on. Remedy: Never Pay Up Front! Call hotel and ask them to call the police, your being robbed. Watch what happens!
7) Out Call… girl can’t find you. Keeps calling saying you gave the wrong address. Finally shows up an hour later and it’s NOT the girl you expect. She starts looking through your stuff and she acts like she is talking to someone on the phone… (Driver, Pimp Etc.) You ask her WTF she is doing and she tells you, she wants to make sure you’re NOT LE. She DEMANDS the cash. You say wait a minute; you’re not the girl in the pictures. She then says to her phone, “I think I’m going to have a problem. An hour to find this FUCKING GUY and now he is playing games.” She demands a cancelation fee or there will be BIG TROUBLE. Most guys give $50-$100 to get them out of their motel or home and send them packing. Remedy: Never Pay Up Front! Call hotel and ask them to call the police, tell them some lady broke into my room and she is drunk and violent. Watch what she does. LOL
8) You walk in and get a big hug. Then the provider tells you she needs to reschedule because her girlfriend is in trouble. Asks for $50 and asks you to come back in two hours promising she will satisfy your every desire at a discount. Remedy: Tell her you only have the session money and you won’t pay ANYTHING until the session is over. Walk out the door.
9) Provider wants you to pay up front with Green Dot Card. Remedy: Never Pay Up Front!
10) Provider wants deposit. Up to 50% up front. Remedy: Never Pay Up Front!
11) Provider wants you to pick her up at a public location. This sometimes is a robbery set up. Remedy: Be aware of your soundings. Be on the phone with her and park away from the area until you see her. Then have her walk to you. Watch to see if anyone is following. Never park in a parking spot. Keep the car on the move till you feel all is well. If anything seems fishy or she is NOT what or who she claimed to be… hit the gas and get the hell out of there!
12) Two girls show up at your door instead of one. They say they are ready to PARTY! They ask for money to go buy condoms, beer, energy drinks, ciggs… whatever and they will be back in 20-30 minutes. Remedy: Slam the door on their faces. After they leave go to front desk and ask to get a different room. Make up whatever excuse you want but go to a different room.
13) Provider shows up and all is well. Gets money up front. She starts getting undressed and realizes she has NO CONDOMS. (A wise hobbyist ALWAYS has condoms with him) Then proceeds to tell you EVERYTHING is covered. Only offers HJ. Remedy: Never Pay Up Front!
14) Provider meets you in hotel parking lot. Tells you where to park and asks you walk to a side door. Sometimes a robbery set up… but then asks to get the money. Once she has it she runs or tells you the room number and says the door is open. She says she is going to go buy a soda and she will be right up. Remedy: Never Pay Up Front!
15) You’ll love this one… Provider asks you to meet her at a gas station. Motel is just down the street. She asks you to fill her car and needs money to buy condoms and energy drinks. All is well till she gets into the car and drives off never to be seen again. Stops answering the phone. Remedy: Never Pay Up Front!
Boys
1) Leaves counterfeit money in an envelope or just fives and ones. Remedy: Have him go wash his ass and check the money. If it’s not right, toss him out. If he refuses to leave call front desk and tell them that someone is breaking into your room. Post an alert.
2) Demands special things or he will write a BAD review. Remedy: Toss his ass out.
3) You show up for out call and he stops answering the phone. Remedy: Leave and write it off. Better yet screen your clients.
4) Session is over and hobbyist refuses to pay. Hobbyist says he wasn’t happy or expected more. Sometimes he will negotiate a lower price at this point. Remedy: Screen, Screen, Screen, Screen, Screen… stop seeing dip shits off of back page. But if you do… write it off. It’s not worth the trouble. Post an alert.
5) Hobbyist is on a budget and wants quickie in car. Remedy: Try not to laugh as you slam down the phone.
6) Hobbyist claims he is well known hobbyist. Remedy: Make him send PM and or P411 appointment request. NEVER believe a text or voice on the phone. Guys who pull this shit are pimps, time wasters and thugs. BEWARE! Post an alert.
7) Hobbyist sets up In Call.You get the room and NO SHOW! Remedy: Screen, Screen, Screen, Screen, Screen. Wait 48 hours. See if hobbyist contacts you. If he doesn’t, write an alert. Guys a fucking idiot. Post an alert.
8) Hobbyist is really a pimp. Screen, Screen, Screen, Just say NO! Demand your money and if he refuses, toss him out. Post an alert.
9) Hobbyist tries to get you to talk about rates or services. Screen, Screen, Screen, Screen, Screen. That’s NOT a hobbyist it’s LE. If it is a hobbyist, toss his ass out. He should know better. Helpful Hint: NEVER talk about what you do! Nothing wrong telling someone what you DON’T DO!
10) Hobbyist brings a friend or wing man. Remedy: If it wasn’t set up, the session is over. If you see its two guys don’t open the door. Post an alert.
The promise of new pussy and more money is hard to resist. But hobby safe, it just makes sense!
I'm sure I've missed some, so post them if you got them!