Trade Services To Be My Lawyer

I have a case I'm dealing with in Wise County, Texas near Fort Worth I need a lawyer bad. Please help

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Criminal lawyer

With lawyers, you get what you . Pay for. Emphasis on PAY.

You could get a lawyer disbarred with this.

I'll stay pay them also

You could get a lawyer disbarred with this. Originally Posted by Rockjohnson80

^ lol correction. He could get himself disbarred for being a dummy.

Any attorney who would take you up on this offer is not an attorney you would want defending you.

Lol,
Trade services for a lawyer.

Thats funny.

You think you can buy anything with pussy.

You may want to do a special and have a train run on you for a couple days to get one on retainer.

I've written on this topic both here and on ASPD at length and repeatedly, and frankly, I'm sick of the subject. But I'll do it again, just for grins.

I can think of at least two really good reasons why a provider should not pay her lawyer with pussy:

1. The lawyer may fail to perform. And I don't mean get it up. I mean the lawyer may collect his ooh-la-la then fail to do the work. I've talked to many providers -- experienced, street-smart providers -- whose attorney failed to perform the promised services after being paid with nookie. Some of the ladies were arrested after warrants were issued because their lawyer failed to show up for court.

2. The lawyer may have a conflict of interest. A lawyer has a conflict of interest when his interests are contrary to his client's. For example, in a criminal case, the client may want the matter resolved quickly. But if a provider pays her lawyer with sex, he may draw the case out by getting passes so the sporting girl can, shall we say, "replenish the retainer."

So my advice to any provider is to pay the lawyer with money. There's a lawyer for any budget, largely depending on how long the attorney's been practicing. If a provider is prudent, she'll set aside some money each month in case the shit hits the fan and she needs a lawyer. If you can't afford to pay any lawyer, girlfriend, you're in the wrong business. Go flip burgers.

Criminal lawyer Originally Posted by KellyReyn

Illegal business need good criminal attorney..Make sure both parties are happy trading services for services.

Be careful. Most lawyers do not even shower between clients. They always try to upsell you and will try to spend almost all of your session time just talking.

P.s. Never dfk a lawyer, you have no idea where that mouth has been.

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