Questions re: Rainey Street and downtown hotel bars

Did the search function first but it didn't turn up any answers to my questions.

Anyway, I will be in Austin later this week for a business/pleasure trip. I will be staying in a downtown hotel within walking distance to various downtown hot spots. Here are my two questions.

1. I love to go to Rainey Street when in Austin since it has my two favorite beer snob bars in Bangers and Craft pride. I know there are quite a few other bars on the street but have not been in them. Any worth checking out that might have some MILFS on the prowl? The several times I have been on Rainey it appeared to be a lot of young hipsters; and

2. Any downtown bars that are worth checking out that might have some of our ECCIE ladies (or EROS and their ilk) that might be working it? Never attempted the hotel bar escort before because of fear it might be LE. For obvious reasons, please send any responses to question No. 2 via PM.

Thanks!

Love Rainey. But it's better for "date night" than trolling for hookups. Icenhauers is my personal fav.

Did the search function first but it didn't turn up any answers to my questions.

Anyway, I will be in Austin later this week for a business/pleasure trip. I will be staying in a downtown hotel within walking distance to various downtown hot spots. Here are my two questions.

1. I love to go to Rainey Street when in Austin since it has my two favorite beer snob bars in Bangers and Craft pride. I know there are quite a few other bars on the street but have not been in them. Any worth checking out that might have some MILFS on the prowl? The several times I have been on Rainey it appeared to be a lot of young hipsters; and

2. Any downtown bars that are worth checking out that might have some of our ECCIE ladies (or EROS and their ilk) that might be working it? Never attempted the hotel bar escort before because of fear it might be LE. For obvious reasons, please send any responses to question No. 2 via PM.

Thanks! Originally Posted by dalan7

You know what's awesome about hooker boards? You can just bypass all this convoluted stuff you're asking about, find an amiable MILF that catches your eye here, ask her if she would like to accompany you around town and perhaps for some fun 'off Rainey Street time', give her the required screening info, and pay her accordingly for her time.

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You know what's awesome about hooker boards? You can just bypass all this convoluted stuff you're asking about, find an amiable MILF that catches your eye here, ask her if she would like to accompany you around town and perhaps for some fun 'off Rainey Street time', give her the required screening info, and pay her accordingly for her time. Originally Posted by Miss Valentina

Jus' fer yer infermayshun, shugar-teats, sum o' us go ta hoogar boards ta axsk questyuns laik this, cuz we ain't got enny reel wurld friends 'r frenemies ta axsk 'bout stuff laik this. So, we'uns search and post on hoogar boards instaid. Ah'd be much oh-bliged ta ya if'n yew'd reserve judge-mint on us fellers whenst we post this kinda stuff. We don't run 'round maikin' fun o' yew fillies whenst yew axsk stuff on h'yar. Well, mebbe we dew, but only when yew gals is a-axskin' fer it. An' by "it" ah means a hard time. Which is all tha time.

Haha. Thanks for the friendly welcome from Miss Valentina!

/ I was fearing I might get a response(s) like this before I posted. But, I still love Austin! Thanks for the info Toyz.

Jus' fer yer infermayshun, shugar-teats, sum o' us go ta hoogar boards ta axsk questyuns laik this, cuz we ain't got enny reel wurld friends 'r frenemies ta axsk 'bout stuff laik this. So, we'uns search and post on hoogar boards instaid. Ah'd be much oh-bliged ta ya if'n yew'd reserve judge-mint on us fellers whenst we post this kinda stuff. We don't run 'round maikin' fun o' yew fillies whenst yew axsk stuff on h'yar. Well, mebbe we dew, but only when yew gals is a-axskin' fer it. An' by "it" ah means a hard time. Which is all tha time.
Originally Posted by David.Douchehurst

I am a friend to the friendless after all. Here I am trying to help a neophyte make the slopabottomus chase less difficult on himself and look what I get for my efforts.

Good deeds never go unpunished...le sigh.

PS I saved the handle TurduckenToupee for you when you get tired of The Douche and want to come back as perhaps a Donald Trump-esque character. That will be $260 and a handjob is $37.50 extra with a sammich and a bag of Hot Chee-tos.

You're welcome.

find an amiable MILF that catches your eye here, ask her if she would like to accompany you around town and perhaps for some fun 'off Rainey Street time', give her the required screening info, and pay her accordingly for her time.

I think he wants to "pay her to leave" not pay her to follow him around like a lost puppy.

What Valentina said. Perhaps you can pay her to act out one of my favorite fantasies; appear in a hotel lobby bar looking fabulous and see if you can turn the page on the next chapter.

I think he wants to "pay her to leave" not pay her to follow him around like a lost puppy. Originally Posted by illuminati

I guess more of like a strip club experience outside of a strip club. That is, move in if I like what I see, but flee if I don't !

What Valentina said. Perhaps you can pay her to act out one of my favorite fantasies; appear in a hotel lobby bar looking fabulous and see if you can turn the page in the next chapter. Originally Posted by Zhivago52

Isn't this what Phil and Claire Dunfy do on Modern Family?

PS I saved the handle TurduckenToupee for you when you get tired of The Douche and want to come back as perhaps a Donald Trump-esque character. Originally Posted by Miss Valentina

Yer tew late. Ah dun ree-served GherkinJerkMerkin. It's kinda more ack'yer-ate, tew.

Rainey is more of the hipster and younger crowd. Some Milfs to chat up but I'd suggest Fado, Dallas Night club, Grove, or take an Uber to the Domain. Then when it doesn't pan out call Miss Valentina.

Rainey is more of the hipster and younger crowd. Some Milfs to chat up but I'd suggest Fado, Dallas Night club, Grove, or take an Uber to the Domain. Then when it doesn't pan out call Miss Valentina. Originally Posted by budman33

LOL!!!

Rainey is more of the hipster and younger crowd. Some Milfs to chat up but I'd suggest Fado, Dallas Night club, Grove, or take an Uber to the Domain. Then when it doesn't pan out call Miss Valentina. Originally Posted by budman33

Thanks! Although I looked at Bangers' draft list again for its 3rd Anniversary party this weekend and I just might camp out there! Oh yeah, Miss Valentina is No. 7 on the contingency plan right now...JUST KIDDING.