Spooge: In/On the Carpet....Smeared on the Walls & Chairs

If you frequent adult book/video stores in Dallas it rests in sticky puddles and gobs on the floors and walls.

If you're inclined to enjoy the erotic delights that might be found in SC's you might be resting atop sticky seat cushions saturated with the goo of visitors past. Don't even think about touching the walls or the back of that chair!

If you slip into one of the booths at some clubs where the "alternative lifestyle" is practiced the underside of the table might have large gobs of guy goo dangling precipitously close to your hands so properly resting mere inches from the slimy seed above or waiting in cooling strands for the fine leather of your shoes to pick up and take home.

Do you care? Are desires so intense and blind that blobs of dangling protein from horny-men-of-encounters-past are an afterthought? Does popping...shooting...blowing one's load.....cumming....whatever mean more than basic hygiene and good manners?

Perhaps my upbringing or twisted desire for clean surroundings (i.e. spooge free and if not mine..not on me!) triggered this little mini-rant...but come on!

TXC-
I can speak for the SC's as i danced for almost 10 years and i have seen just the things that you are talking about . ITS NASTY plan and simple... I for one NEVER set in the chairs .... I always kept a handtowl with me to sit on and washed it everynight . I guess its a little harder to keep places like that clean when most guys objectives when going are to see what they can get !

I know that they DONT recover the chairs or get new ones or get new carpet but every FEW years. SO there is a HEAVY build up of nastyness on both of thoese areas .

EWWWWWWW......lol

Thanks, Kaci. And where did we first
meet??

LOL Phrodo but we set at the bar !!!!

Thats quite disturbing and most do not care in fact i bet for most men its the time of thier life.

LOL thanks I am now scarred for life

LOL Phrodo but we set at the bar !!!! Originally Posted by Kaci Snow

But we almost, well, you know.

LOL ...Phrodo and we would have had you had enough time that day , BUT OL' i got your but the next day !!!

Ever fucked a provider in a hotel room? I treat those comforters like Kleenex.

LOL ...Phrodo and we would have had you had enough time that day , BUT OL' i got your but the next day !!! Originally Posted by Kaci Snow

Yup. And the next day was great!!!

LOL BIZZ ,
Its so funny you say that ..lol thats the first thing that i do when i get into a hotel .. I take the comforters OFF ! I know way to many girls that dont mind the on top of the comfoter and hell yall know they dont change thoses with every guest.

Ever fucked a provider in a hotel room? I treat those comforters like Kleenex. Originally Posted by TheBizz

If you truly want to freak yourself out, the next time you're in a hotel room (Ritz or Motel 8) take one of those lights with you that make jism glow (they sell 'em on Amazon & Ebay as "Fidelity Meters so wives & gf's can scan thier man's briefs for the stuff) and light up the headboard, walls and, oh my God, the comforter. You'll quickly take a shower, puke up your lunch and check out. The damned stuff is everywhere.

Yep. Even when I'm traveling on business I always get the double room so I can fuck/jerk off in one bed and sleep in the other.

Stayed at a well-known hotel in San Antonio to watch my high school basketball team compete. They were staying at the same hotel. After they won the state title they tore up four rooms celebrating. I got a call from the alumni president that morning asking if I'd contribute some $ to help towards the costs of cleaning up the rooms, including a biohazard company to remove all of the....well...you know...from the walls, mirrors, carpet, sliding glass door, door knobs, inside the card slide on the door (great shot, huh? but they did win state!), bed linens, etc....You name it and those guys hit it! The alumni association ponied up almost 5 grand to keep charges from being filed.

The carpet, walls and chairs in hotel rooms concern me just as much as the ones in SC's. There's no doubt in my mind that non-hobby biz guys who stay at a hotel at night, and are in their room alone, get on their laptops when they're bored, surf the net for porn, and eventually end up beating-off. You can't tell me some of those guys don't get lazy, and won't even get-up from their chair to get a wash cloth, towel, kleenex, or toilet paper, to unload in. You know they're unloading on the floor, walls, chairs, furniture, everything...wherever their goo lands. It's not their place and they don't care. I'd almost bet between the beating-off and fucking in hotels, that the carpet, walls, and chairs in those places have a ton of spooge on them, maybe more than SC's.

Something that's effected a couple of sessions I've had, is when a provider takes off her panties, and unknowingly tosses them inside-out and they land on what's likely a spooged chair or floor (and she's going to put those back on later?). Or even worse, when she just sits down in one of those chairs, nude or without panties, before things get started. That's definitely killed the DATY mood for me a couple of times. Maybe the best thing is to bring a biohazard bag to fold-up and put ones clothes in before things get started, lol.