so horny and wet wanting to get fucked right now

someone excite me and tell me something dirty.
Guest042715's Avatar
"My 401K made 12% in the last quarter" (said In my best husky, bedroom voice)
I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico..
SpursFan's Avatar
The Dos Equis guy stayed at a Holiday Inn last night...
pyramider's Avatar
Bend over ... taint inspection.
"It has been calculated that a human adult houses about 1012 bacteria on the skin, 1010 in the mouth, and 1014 in the gastrointestinal tract."
cumalot's Avatar
Who says us fucktards aren't romantics...

OK, you want something dirty...
A White Knight fell off his white horse in to some deep shit while defending his damsel in distress.
D'you know that the human head weighs 8 pounds?
canuckvic's Avatar
Takes an average of 50 blowjobs to fill your coffee cup full of semen
Just tff...*wiping tears from my eyes* thank you all for that
Jessica Jade's Avatar
Something dirty
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er48665's Avatar
threAD.......
jbravo_123's Avatar
There's a new Star Trek movie coming out this weekend.