I tried to keep this to myself by only telling one person but.....

I retired back in April and I have not been laid since then. I got so desperate last week I broke out the back side of my toothbrush to rub one out (the rest of my toys were lost in a house fire) so in effect, I ate myself.

I completely miss you guys. My time in the hobby was EPIC. And holy F@ck I need to get laid.

Well, remember, good oral health is very important!

Here is hoping that you have a large supply of toothbrushes, although I would give serious consideration to a substitute-for instance a good hard tongue~~

Just a thought- image 4&5 in your showcase are exceptional. I have always thought that!!

Have a great day!!!!!!!

Maybe an old regular of yours would love to facilitate your needs...

I'm still here in Hunt County Kayla...PM me. Helping out is the neighborly thing to do!

Kayla I am so sorry to hear of your losses and the recent fire. Fire can be devastating but the fire science behind it is something to behold as well as the heat absorption rate of the water droplets as they are delivered into the raging flames... I truly feel for you.

I have truly missed your epic massages, warm embraces and our conversations about everything...if I can help you out let me know and I can head right over...a friend in arms.

Ok, if you want a freebie I can come over...but just this one time, though.

Can't be giving out too many of these. Otherwise, I'd never get any sleep.

Wish I was closer! I can't imagine losing everything, sorry that you had that experience.
BTW, I love that you have read Becks stuff and are conservative! Wish we had met!
Let me know if you unretire and I will head to Dallas!

im always available for DATY when a lady is in need as the OP was

So does this mean you are back since posting again ? Thought it might be your hello I am back.....or just saying hello?

Kayla I will give you a special. Just PM me.

It is really tough losing everything!!! I have a friend that this happened to twice, fortunately he did have insurance on the second loss.

I'm happy to offer up a Dine N Dash service

One thing I gotta ask..........do you use an electric toothbrush?

Sorry about your loss with the fire.

Kayla I'll buy you a toy !

No strings !