More and more providers and hobbyists are going bare back but requests "Letters" or "Documentation".

More and more providers and hobbyists are going bare back but request "Letters" or "Documentation".

That's right seems like every time I turn around some one is advertising they will do bare back. And we all know that many for an extra fee will do the slippery.

As a matter of being helpful to my hobby brothers... I have attached not 1 but 2 except able letters you can submit to providers.

SAMPLE LETTER A

Dr. BJ Suk N Fuk
6969 35 Whoreador
Vagina Triangle, Texas 78741
512-867-5309

Dear Provider,

I have personally examined “Still Looking”. He has been tested for all STD related items. Physical examination of his ding don and dingle berries show minimal damage from what appears to be a sex act known as “Slamdango©”. Having no direct effect on any future engagements.
Blood Work STD’S: Negative

Should you have any questions please contact our office.

Dr. BJ Suk N Fuk

SAMPLE LETTER B

Dear Nasty Hooker,

Still Looking has always gone by the slogan:
“Don’t be a fool cover your tool”. He watches his diet and gets lots of rest when he isn’t out banging hookers or on that damn internet. I’m certain he is clean as Mata Leon’s conscience.

Now I can’t speak for some of his buddies. The German guy who wears the leather pants is always hitting on me but I think he is okay as well. PID is a wonderful gentleman I just don’t take naps when he’s here. Mata Leon is okay but I’m so tired of hearing the Village People.

They’re all good boys. I’m sure you’ll have fun with them.

SL’S Mother

SHooT is ICE on our tails now?

Come on SL. I thought you were better then using this cheesy approach. The assumptive phrase doesn't work on all of us just like the assumptive sale doesn't either. With that said, had you phrased it a bit differently is would have sounded much more convincing.

You should go back to school take a refresher class or two. School is a great thing regardless of how old or fat someone is.

https://youtu.be/uhiCFdWeQfA

You can't even get results from the cheap health clinic anymore! They only call if they find problems. Guess I need to keep testing with the porn stars labs so I have proper papers. At least I can use a porn name on those.

You can't even get results from the cheap health clinic anymore! They only call if they find problems. Guess I need to keep testing with the porn stars labs so I have proper papers. At least I can use a porn name on those. Originally Posted by quzi

Is this a real thing? Where do I find it?

Is this a real thing? Where do I find it? Originally Posted by iSeekGreek

Talenttestingservice.com

Any lab in town can do it.

I got my letter from little monster

IB

Guys getting tested means exactly shit. From the time you test (For Life Insurance) and get your results back you could have unprotected sex and be positive for many STD'S. Takes 1-10 days before you might text positive.

A cover beats a letter EVERY TIME!

Some cooties take even longer to pop up.

Some cooties take even longer to pop up. Originally Posted by pyramider

I'm just going to say it.... "taint disease".

There are a couple of websites you can use to print out test results.....

No tests required!

Seems to make it all useless....

I got my letter from little monster

IB Originally Posted by Iron Butterfly

Ah hell you're as good as gold then. Condoms will be optional for you sir. Monster's word is pretty powerful around here, it has the ability to make people do shit they normally wouldn't do.

All I know is I really wanna creampie the fuck out of Ms. Luxie here

https://www.eccie.net/providers.php?do=view&id=287996

Ah hell you're as good as gold then. Condoms will be optional for you sir. Monster's word is pretty powerful around here, it has the ability to make people do shit they normally wouldn't do.

All I know is I really wanna creampie the fuck out of Ms. Luxie here

https://www.eccie.net/providers.php?do=view&id=287996

Originally Posted by Little Monster

Well, no one can fault you for your taste!!!!

Ah hell you're as good as gold then. Condoms will be optional for you sir. Monster's word is pretty powerful around here, it has the ability to make people do shit they normally wouldn't do.
Originally Posted by Little Monster

I knew I was getting a good deal, thanks Monster


IB

Come on SL. I thought you were better then using this cheesy approach. The assumptive phrase doesn't work on all of us just like the assumptive sale doesn't either. With that said, had you phrased it a bit differently is would have sounded much more convincing.

You should go back to school take a refresher class or two. School is a great thing regardless of how old or fat someone is.

https://youtu.be/uhiCFdWeQfA Originally Posted by Treetop78759

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