Collette Review and Admitted Brag Coming….

Having never been to Colette’s and the need to cross this off my to do list…I phoned an old flame who I knew had gone before and would be game and off we went. We agreed on Fri night for two reasons. 1 she had never been on Friday night and 2, Friday is a night where single guys are admitted and I wanted to see if this is something worth my money and time to do by myself later.
Got to club shortly after 10. 20 dollars off cover cause my girl wore no panties(special on certain Friday) so damage was $80 to get in. Note a single guy would have been 150 on Fri. Park on street don’t pay 20 dollars valet.
On Fri night they close the upstairs off and my mate was kinda disappointed about this. Not as busy so actually makes more sense to keep more people in close proximity so I think this makes sense. Enter and cause my first time given a tour. Main area has dance floor, small stage and off to the side a stripper pool stage. Bar and couches. DJ playing decent mix of music. The club does have a cool vibe about it especially for people watching. BYOB here. The ambiance is nice, not pretentious but classy. Good balance.
Interesting thing is some rooms are couples rooms and some single guys can go into. Red light single guys allowed. Blue light only couples. Rooms as follows:
Red room with 6 bed play areas with sheer curtains for those that want to be watched.
Blue room with 6 beds with solids curtains for those want more privacy.
A blue room with big round bed with looking glass in so people can watch group play. Instructed and sign says can’t linger in room only stay if playing.
2 more rooms each with 1 bed and door you can shut and lock for the shyest people.
And a room showing porn with 11 mini sofa size couches facing the screen.
The night started immediately with us meeting a white couple upon 5 minutes entering club before we even sat down. She caught my eye and I commented on her dress and introduced myself to her dude and getting to,know each others started. As luck would have it girl turned out to be Top 5 material of all the girls there that night. We sat down Had drinks, I’m making physical contact with her with my hands and legs up against hers. I ask if she got the 20 dollars off at the door and she proudly spreads her legs to show me her pretty P with no panties. We talk 15 minutes and they go smoke, I don’t smoke so I say will catch them later.
Now understand I had convinced my date that since there are single men there I wanted to treat this like we were single for most of the night, free to roam independently. We being each others back up so to speak.
So I leave her to start testing the waters. I talked to the few couples, nothing special going on. I’m observing and find out pretty quickly that a lot appear to be regulars and are staying in their circle of friends. Penetrating the circle is going to be difficult. I then try spotting the outliers, the single couple not reg like us. But in the crowded room they are hard to tell apart quite frankly. I decide to give myself a break from hunting in main room and go see what I can observe in the single guy rooms I can go in by myself.
I observe a train essentially. An older fat guy and his older wife with 4 or 5 guys taking turns on her with counts of others watching males and females including my mate who I went and got cause I wanted her to witness. Thinking to my myslef if I was a single guy would I be one the guys hammering away. I think no if this is the level I have to sink to I’d rather just whack off in the porn room.
With my mate we also observe some hanky panky of a couple in the couple room from a far. Did not initiate.
Watch only one couple use the big bed voyeur setup all night. No multiples couples at same time. Mate said it’s get way more use on sat night. Makes sense.
I notice the 2 rooms where you can close and lock the door are getting a lot of play. My mate tells me that is where she wants me to take her. I tell her ok later.
The porn room surprisingly is the room that I noticed got the most play believe it or not. Couples in there with girls giving their guy head. Couples making out and playing with each other and yes sex in the porn room. Single guys sitting and watching while going on. In fact as it turns out this is where I got lucky.
Yeah the brag is coming but let me first circle back around to that white girl I met earlier. As I start to come to grips with the next to impossible circles to penetrate with grouped up couples (regulars) I soon realize the hottest realistic option is the girl I met within 5 minutes of entering club.
I sent my mate off to the bar where she getting plenty of attention from the single guys to keep her happy and I hone in on this girl and her mate. Wondering if he will be involved or not but almost assuredly understanding I’m going to get to hit it one way or another as we really hit it off. They are great company and we have a lot of laughs and we attract our own little circle now with me being the only singke in the group. Us 3 appear to others as a threesome now I presume. Long story short with this one, after spending almost 3 hours with them they end up leaving wihout playing with anyone including me! Wtf. So they were from Austin and not newbies to the lifestyle and they, along with others I observed are there to be social and not partake of anything other than themselves when they get home apparently. I am guessing they go out a lot and maybe Fri night is the warm up night and they saving it for sat night. I really don’t know or understand. They apologize and I’m actuality okay with it. I still had fun hanging with them and his girl is nice eye candy so no biggie. But now I realize I have way much less time to make this happen and worse the few couples I had identified as possible non reg ripe for the picking are now grouped up. I’m thinkimh at this point I’m going to be taking my mate into that closed off room before the night is over.
I take seat against wall and start resigning myself to my fate and how much of a failure I am tonight.
When out of the blue I see thus cute Asian girl walking toward me. Only Asian girl in the place and I attract her. They are my thing after all so makes perfect sense. I smile at her as she walking over and she says I think you are really cute do you have condom. I say you are very beautiful as well and yes I do. She says ok let me go talk to my husband.
About 5 minutes later she returns take my hand and says ok let’s go. I don’t know where we going or what the arrangement is with the hubby I’m just elated at this point I’m getting something as I immediately erase all the self loathing.
She leads me to the porn room where we sit down next to her husband with her being in middle. I introduce my self to him and she immediately starts rubbing my cock over my slacks. He says do you want to get a room or what? I just said whatever you want to do boss I’m just along for the ride. He motions we just stay here then. I take his cues and test waters see what I can’t and cannot do. Turns out I can do everything but with someone’s else’s wife I’m not going to jump right in. I expose her breasts and start kissing them as she continues to rub junior. I start fingering her and kissing on her neck while her man watched. I didn’t kiss her on lips out of respect didn’t seem right but I prob could have. After her moaning and exposed body we have drawn quite a few single on lookers which her man points out to her and says they want to watch you. She then proceeds to take my Johnson out of my pants and starts BBJ. Which I did not expect but was so freaking awesome in the porn room with porn playing. Guys watching envenious. She starts rubbing her man cock over his pants and After about 10 min of this she she gets up and mounts him K-9 and starts riding. He says you got condom and I take that as my cue to mount up. She then switches over to me and starts riding K-9. She does this for 10 min then goes back to him. He says I’m going to cum in her pussy. I say ok and then I can cum in her mouth. I take off rubber and await him to finish. Well she either did not hear me or had other plans cause she hops off him and straight onto my now unsheathed slong! It happened so quick, I’m now realizing what’s happened, something I swore I would never do which is enter a P with a cream pie. I think there’s a name for it but forgot what it was. At this point I just go with it and going to get my moneys worth out of this once in lifetime experience. I grab her throat and start pounding her up and down on my cock. Pulling her close and kissing her neck at times so I can listen to her moan over the sounds of the porn video moans playing in the background. I last for somewhere between 5 to 10 minutes and unload in this sweet Japanese pussy. She rolls off me and we all laugh and I thank them. We chat for bit and we bid each other adieu.
Now I don’t know if they thought I still had the condom on or realizes she had load #2 in her or not. I honestly not sure. I think it could have been done purposely cause that’s a thing for some guys. I really don’t know but def a first and prob last for me.
After this I head off and find my mate. She tells me she rebutted offers cause she wants to be with me and I tell her I can’t right now and tell her what just happened. She’s not mad but a little disappointed. We proceed to find her a mate which was no prob. She wants me to stay in the blue couples room while they do it and I oblique. I peak in a few times to watch the action. Near end he’s got her doggie and her head is starting to peak through that curtain a bit given their position as hes pounding away. I can’t resist and I grab her throat and choke her a bit and give her a kiss and we laugh a little as he continues. I wink at her and I quickly retreat to leave him at his work.
Very interesting night. I will go again by myself and going to take her or someone else back on a sat night to see how that is.
I noticed a decent looking single guy acting moderately aggressive and got laid 3 times. Once was the train but the other 2 were decent looking girls in the theatre room that boyfriends or SO let him play with no pre planing arrangement like I had. So play is possible. I also did see a number of guys go home with blue balls as far as I could tell. YMMV as a single guy def in there.
Open till 4 and wasn’t planning on saying that long but given the 3 hours wasted time with whitie I needed almost all of it to complete the dead. Left at about 330 after mate was done. Place almost empty at that point. Midnight is peak time and would recommend a 10-11 arrival. As Arnold S. Says, I’ll be back!

Wow, this is the first story I read this morning, lol. I need to go to this place, excellent review of your night, sir.

Yes sir. I must still be on the Colette high cause I can’t go sleep! I just went and got me a Whataburger biscuits and gravy cause they just brought back the jalepeno cheddar biscuit which tastes so freakin yummy. With tummy full now I’m hoping I can get some well deserved rest.

Dear Diary...

Whatsamatta, Anne Landers not accepting letters, anymore?

Swinger clubs are a lot of fun. Been going for years when I can find a gal to go. Even taken a few providers from time to time.

I just went and got me a Whataburger biscuits and gravy Originally Posted by Dirkdiggler41

How's that? Not enough gravy left over from your night out?

Wild time. But you're set up for failure now. The Koreans in the Spas/Studios aren't going to cut it anymore. Unless they're Turning Japanese
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nGy9uomagO4

and willing to step out for more https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VX2_HahKoe4

it's not going to turn you on. You'll be left with
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G8XUma8WvG8

and no way to use it without returning to

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gacwZ5idC7I

Cool story bro. I enjoyed reading the details. Need to try this place with my gf.

You'll be left with...Morning Wood.

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