Past regrets

There was a recent review in the Albany Spa section that sent me down memory lane. The lady (called herself Inga at the time) being reviewed is an older gal that has been around for years in the Capital District and has run an ad in the Metroland weekly for quite some time. I was a semi-regular of hers about 10 years ago when she had a place in Saratoga.

I am the kind of guy that will have an urge, among other things, pop up unexpectedly and need to find relief on the spur of the moment. I called her for an appointment one day and she accommodated me with an hour's notice. When I arrived at her place there was an Hispanic woman there along with Inga who was introduced to me as the housekeeper. We sit down for a quick drink prior to getting things rolling and Inga asks me if I would like her housekeeper to serve me a cup of coffee. Being an idiot at times, I start thinking we were just going to delay getting into the action portion of the appointment if I have another drink.

Well, I said "no thanks" and Inga told the lady to leave. Our appointment proceeded and we pretty much followed to a "T" everything in the ROS of this lady from her latest review. As we were saying our goodbyes, Inga tells me she was surprised that I wasn't interested in having her housekeeper help in the appointment. I just looked at her with a confused expression at this remark. It then dawns on me what the "serve me a cup of coffee" was referring to. It would have been my first hobby threesome if I wasn't so thick.

Anyone else care to share a story about missed opportunities while engaged in our hobby?

Being a dumb ass, I put this in the wrong section...should a been in Albany/upstate coed. Can a mod help out an idiot and move this to the proper section?

My biggest regret is not seeing Candace Von when she visited Buffalo in late November/Early December of 2011. She's one of my favorite porn stars and the hourly price she was advertising was a steal (compared to other A-list porn stars). If only I could turn back the clock.

I couldnt turn out the snuggler..


i never even got to second base..

Moved to here at OP's request.