To hell with New Orleans since you have to pass by me to get there you should just stop at my house and let me try to keep you entertained for a few days.
You know what I am man enough to know that I couldn't handle two days with you. I honestly believe it would kill me. So maybe just stop for a few hours on the way there then again on your way back. Chances are good I could survive that with little permanent damage
New Orleans dawgs you better start eating your wheaties now