Providers farting

bc00's Avatar
  • bc00
  • 07-18-2014, 08:05 PM
I had a provider fart during a session.
no glove no love's Avatar
Pussy or Ass?
Or armpit?
The Grouch's Avatar
Were you DATO or Y?
Bob McV's Avatar
me too! given the specific circumstances it was fucking funny, and we both laughed.

we are only human, after all
I have farted lots of times when they are giving head in the strip club. I am surprised they don't stop lol
The Griffin's Avatar
As long as my eyeballs are not near the source, pound her till she stops.
knotty man's Avatar
I had a provider fart during a session. Originally Posted by bc00
did she upcharge for it ?
Toyz's Avatar
  • Toyz
  • 07-18-2014, 10:32 PM
did she upcharge for it ? Originally Posted by knotty man
+20...its called a BnGnB

A blow & go & blow...
bc00's Avatar
  • bc00
  • 07-18-2014, 10:51 PM
Pussy or Ass? Originally Posted by no glove no love
Ass pipe.
Centaur's Avatar
Peut-être elle est française...

TemptationTammie's Avatar
If a lady has either had Greek that day or prepped for it, or even if the guy makes the lady orgasm hard that can happen. I find it embarrassing when it happens, but it's life.
Beagle's Avatar
Has anyone tried sucking a fart out from another person's butthole?
Centaur's Avatar
Has anyone tried sucking a fart out from another person's butthole? Originally Posted by Beagle
I'd say Google is your friend, but in this case it's probably more your enemy.

This is your brain on drugs:

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=146999133

From what I can gather this is a water cooler for couch potatoes to trade information on panacea dietary supplements of dubious provenance, pretend to exercise and discuss which porn stars they're going to bang in their imaginary futures. Meanwhile SETI is beaming internet traffic into space, ensuring we are never ever invaded by aliens who are almost certainly erecting the interstellar equivalent of traffic cones around us if they haven't already. If this reaches them...Smart move, ET! Save yourself the headache.
Toyz's Avatar
  • Toyz
  • 07-19-2014, 08:50 AM
[QUOE=Beagle;1055576468]Has anyone tried sucking a fart out from another person's butthole?[/QUOTE]

There are white knights here who do that regularly.