Senior Citizen Discount

  • STF
  • 09-16-2015, 09:39 PM
We received a PM from one of our favorite friends today, inquiring about weather we offer senior citizen discount. Got me thinking that we should and maybe even expand it to military discount, out of work oil field workers, priests discounts, etc.
texguy35's Avatar
I'm down for that find a discount that I qualify for
Lol
We all qualify. Pitch us a promotion. Pics need to be included.
Hunter361's Avatar
That is great. Finally a benefit to getting old. I wonder if I could get a discount on viagra?
Jack Johnson's Avatar
That is great. Finally a benefit to getting old. I wonder if I could get a discount on viagra? Originally Posted by Hunter361
LOL That's right Hunter, us old guys have to pay a lot more for our sessions when you count in the pharma costs.



And thanks to SC for the discount. Can we make that retroactive? HAHA
I qualify for one that you suggested ... Ohh yeah
  • STF
  • 09-17-2015, 12:56 PM
Please inquiry on the " I spent a shit lot of money in this hobby last month - Discount"


.... Be ready to show proof
How about a discount for having a short pecker? It does less damage, easier on the girl, etc.
silvester91999's Avatar
How about a discount for having a short pecker? It does less damage, easier on the girl, etc. Originally Posted by Roy D Mercer
In addition I've got that pre-mature ejaculation syndrome going on..
Intel-Dawg's Avatar
That's a good one Roy!
How about the "one shot and I'm done" discount? Oh! I guess that's the Senior discount!
Do i have to show my AARP card?
Do i have to show my AARP card? Originally Posted by 41 Thunderer
Shit, you can get AARP at 50 - I could easily make 3 shots in an hour at 50!

I still haven't joined that liberal organization!
  • djsps
  • 09-17-2015, 09:26 PM
I have the 'soy cojelon' discount card
  • STF
  • 09-18-2015, 06:05 AM
I have the 'soy cojelon' discount card Originally Posted by djsps
Lmao that is true..... We need to stamp your "Soy Cojelon" card so that you can accumulate points in our loyalty program.