SL'S Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear When The Lights Go Off!

SL'S Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear When The Lights Go Off!

1) Hey, has your dick got smaller?
2) Are you in? All the way?
3) Are your balls itchy too?
4) I think I have a woody.
5) I might have just started my period.
6) The soars in my mouth are almost healed.
7) When you take a pregnecy test, what does the plus sign mean?
8) I'm going to the free clinic tomorrow?
9) I need to poop but I'll wait till were done!
10) I'm trying to cum, but its like you seeing that provider in Canada, you want it real bad, but its just not going to happen!

Post them if you got them!

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For you, the donation is double.

For you, the donation is double. Originally Posted by charlestudor2005

Charles, I figured you could come up with at least 10 much better than mine! LOL

1. We have to stay on schedule I have 8 more appts tonite.
2. OK! let me tell you my donation scale.
3. Allright I'll tell you my real name. It's Ralph
4. The last guy I saw had a 13 inch cock.
5. No I never take my clothes off.
6. No that's not a microphone.
7. So are you ever going to start working out?
8. This is what I usually get tipped.
9. I'm sorry if I smell I didn't have time after my last session to clean up
10. All right let's get this over with.

Time's up!

I charge by the pound...Good thing your dick's so small. On the down side, you're my biggest donation today.

You said in pm you was going to give me 9" and make it hurt.
I did not know it entailed you pumping it 3 times and a riding crop.

Do you mind if I smoke?

I forgot to change the sheets?

Don't answer, that's my husband. He just got out.

I forgot to brush my teeth.

I forgot to floss.

My stomachs a little upset. Those 1000mg penicillin tablets tear me up!

I hope the wrapper doesn't break.....I ran out of pills 10 days ago.

It came off Baby....that's ok, just put it in anyway....

1. We have to stay on schedule I have 8 more appts tonite.
2. OK! let me tell you my donation scale.
3. Allright I'll tell you my real name. It's Ralph
4. The last guy I saw had a 13 inch cock.
5. No I never take my clothes off.
6. No that's not a microphone.
7. So are you ever going to start working out?
8. This is what I usually get tipped.
9. I'm sorry if I smell I didn't have time after my last session to clean up
10. All right let's get this over with. Originally Posted by burkalini

Time's up! Originally Posted by Charlie Drake

I charge by the pound...Good thing your dick's so small. On the down side, you're my biggest donation today. Originally Posted by charlestudor2005

You said in pm you was going to give me 9" and make it hurt.
I did not know it entailed you pumping it 3 times and a riding crop. Originally Posted by big country

Do you mind if I smoke?

I forgot to change the sheets?

Don't answer, that's my husband. He just got out.

I forgot to brush my teeth.

I forgot to floss.

My stomachs a little upset. Those 1000mg penicillin tablets tear me up!

I hope the wrapper doesn't break.....I ran out of pills 10 days ago.

It came off Baby....that's ok, just put it in anyway.... Originally Posted by FatBastard

OMG!

You guys are awesome!

1. Trust me don't mix exlax and sleeping pills
2. You're like the Texas twosome, this isn't going to work
3. The good news is your balls are big
4. If something scratches you on the back, it's Taz
5. If you're going to go south I would suggest doing it in the next 5 minutes
6. I like you because my lucky number is 88 just like you.
7. If you here a snap it's latex, can't be too careful.
8. Last guy left me half a sandwich, want some?
9. Don't worry about that tiny red light.
10. Double or nothing I can make you say ouch in 3 seconds.

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SL'S Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear When The Lights Go Off! (Canadian)

1) Something doesn’t smell right, did you go fishing today?
2) For a Hockey player you sure have a short stick.
3) I’ll let you know when you made a goal.
4) My kitty will be thawed in 10 more minutes.
5) So who do you want to be tonight, Wayne Gretzky or John Candy?
6) I’ll tell you what the doctor said when were done.
7) My god you’re stickier than a Muskie.
8) You said you liked hockey, so I figured you’d like the blue lines on my legs.
9) Having sex with you is like Ice Fishing, Why in the fuck would I want to do that?
10) Yes I’ve been drinking, it helps me forget. “Forget What?” I don’t know, see its working!

1. If you scrape the scabs off its just like lube!
2. Smell this rag, does it smell like chloroform to you?