A man walks into a store and asks the cashier where the tampons are
He returns to checkout with some cotton balls and a roll of string. The clerk says , "Did you not find the tampons?" He replied, "Oh, I found them alright, but I sent my wife to the store to by cigarettes and she returned with a pouch of tobacco and rolling paper. I asked her if they were out but she said no but these were so much cheaper. I figure if I have to roll my own, so does she."
LOL! thanks for the laugh
The only jokes i know are... well... sick... like, mood killers.