TNN: Breaking news from Austin,Texas
Reports are filtering in of a well known local hoogar providing fake pussy to clients. After taking real fundage from said hobbiests, the provider went through all the pre-coital festivities but had a fake vagina sewn in beneath her taint. The obviously shaken up john was interviewed by our roving reporter Tattooed Asian Kim.
{{{Kim}}} Random hobbiest, what were your feelings when you found you were slamming away in a fake pussy?
[[[Hobbiest]]] Well Kim, as you well know being a celebrity hoogar, when you pay such a HDH rate, you expect to at least be in a real vagina. So needless to say, I felt taken advantage of, scammed & hustled...
{{{Kim}}} When did you find out you were in a plastic pussy?
[[[Hobbiest]]] Kim, it actually took a while. You see, there are many providers on the scene that you can't tell if they are alive or dead while you are on top of them, so I just thought this was another case of dead pussy syndrome
{{{Kim}}} So ultimately, how DID you know?
[[[Hobbiest]]] Normal pussys have a certain resiliency..a softness...that a seasoned monger can feel. The first clue was when I started slamming her, and dango if it didn't start making this high pitched whining sound...like a friction kind of thing...then my cock started getting hot & we actually started seeing smoke coming from her nether regions...I lept to grab a bottle of water and poured it on what I thought was her pussy...and through all the steam & burning plastic smoke, I saw the third hole...it was kind of melted around the edges...that was a big clue for me to unravel the mystery.
{{{Kim}}} There you have it folks. More updates from Toyz News Network will be on our late update...