CAPTION THIS: Sin City

What makes you think I'm into rough sex?

Originally Posted by tia travels

Sooooo..... You're saying Bruno Mar's song Grenade was a metaphor & not literal????

It's kind of a long story, but basically it involves a pissed off porcupine. To my fortune, it happened outside a bandaid factory.

Originally Posted by tia travels

So yeah, I needed a passport and none of my inoculations were current

Originally Posted by tia travels

Yah I hurt my hand, but where did all these sticky notes come from?

THIS is why I prefer my ladies shaved.

Originally Posted by tia travels

So I met a girl that hates body hair...

From now on I think I will stick with an electric shaver.

Ok you were right... Running thru mesquite bush will leave a mark or two

I just got back from the acupuncturist. I'm getting the feeling he was not certified.

or...

I should have listened to you and used "your" acupuncturist. That one I found off Craigslist was a mistake.

you should see my package!!!!!