Would you guys even dare...?

I just had the most ballsy, crazy, insane and exhilirating session with a new client.

He walks in, gives me a kiss, grabs my butt and tells me to not say a word...

He sits on my couch, gets on his phone, gestures over for me to take his cock out and start sucking. He puts the phone on speaker and a woman answers. I hear kids in the background, but then it fades off.

My client starts with "Hi Honey, I'm horny and about to jack off, will you do what you do please?"

She starts moaning and telling him that she's playing with her pussy and licking her fingers off all in a seductive tone, she's breathing hard and saying how badly she wishes she was sucking his cock.

At that moment, I'm sucking his balls and milking his cock. This woman is making me super horny! She keeps dirty talking as I'm stroking, sucking, ball licking and teasing this man's cock.

He finally cums and moans a sigh of relief. He thanks his wife while I clean him up, they discuss dinner, he drops the envelope on my table and walks out never saying a word.

I've never felt so used yet so turned on at the same time in my life
I really believe his wife thought he was locked in his office alone.

Has anyone ever done something like this or similar before?
Yes, I have! It was the hottest thing I have actually done in the hobby. I had to touch myself after he left!
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Bliss that is so hot))
I have done roleplays where the husband talks to the wife as I am riding him CG and even as he is about to cum hard. Husbands love the interaction of a clueless wife as they are being ravaged by us sluts. I tell them to bring their wives to watch me fuck him and talk dirty to him)))
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I just had the most ballsy, crazy, insane and exhilirating session with a new client.

He walks in, gives me a kiss, grabs my butt and tells me to not say a word...

He sits on my couch, gets on his phone, gestures over for me to take his cock out and start sucking. He puts the phone on speaker and a woman answers. I hear kids in the background, but then it fades off.

My client starts with "Hi Honey, I'm horny and about to jack off, will you do what you do please?"

She starts moaning and telling him that she's playing with her pussy and licking her fingers off all in a seductive tone, she's breathing hard and saying how badly she wishes she was sucking his cock.

At that moment, I'm sucking his balls and milking his cock. This woman is making me super horny! She keeps dirty talking as I'm stroking, sucking, ball licking and teasing this man's cock.

He finally cums and moans a sigh of relief. He thanks his wife while I clean him up, they discuss dinner, he drops the envelope on my table and walks out never saying a word.

I've never felt so used yet so turned on at the same time in my life
I really believe his wife thought he was locked in his office alone.

Has anyone ever done something like this or similar before?
Originally Posted by Bliss of DFW
Lmfao this shit was hilarious, but Bliss I can guarantee you that it was probably not really his wife, but if it was then he is super bold!!! To each it’s on, but yet super funny.
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This thread is a joke. Please tell me yes.
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One of my most favorite real world hookup experiences involved absolutely no talking. On our first meeting, he met me in the lobby of his hotel, we rode up the elevator standing side by side, got to his room and went at it like animals. Never saying a word. After I was done with him, I got dressed and left. Not a word..... Once in the car I sent a text thanking him for a fun time. I still get a little tingle when I pass that hotel.

It's always hot to be a naughty little girl from time to time. 😈
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One of my most favorite real world hookup experiences involved absolutely no talking. On our first meeting, he met me in the lobby of his hotel, we rode up the elevator standing side by side, got to his room and went at it like animals. Never saying a word. After I was done with him, I got dressed and left. Not a word..... Once in the car I sent a text thanking him for a fun time. I still get a little tingle when I pass that hotel.

It's always hot to be a naughty little girl from time to time. 😈 Originally Posted by Laura Lynn
Love it silence will always be golden LL
  • MW76
  • 10-04-2017, 07:34 PM
This thread is a joke. Please tell me yes. Originally Posted by DocHolyday
This obviously didn't happen. It's a threAD. OP knows there's no way we can prove it didn't happen other than to say it screams unrealistic.

What two consenting adults do is personal choice, but kids in the background is wrong. I'm surprised kids in the background didn't make provider uneasy. Maybe she experienced this sort of thing as a child? Who knows?? I'm suprised moderators haven't already shut this threAD down to cover the owners' asses for legal reasons since the provider talked about kids in the background.
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[QUOTE=MW76;1060046447]This obviously didn't happen. It's a threAD. OP knows there's no way we can prove it didn't happen other than to say it screams unrealistic.
QUOTE]

lmfao. You clearly don't know Bliss. And she is the last provider that would ever need a threAD.
This obviously didn't happen. It's a threAD. OP knows there's no way we can prove it didn't happen other than to say it screams unrealistic.

What two consenting adults do is personal choice, but kids in the background is wrong. I'm surprised kids in the background didn't make provider uneasy. Maybe she experienced this sort of thing as a child? Who knows?? I'm suprised moderators haven't already shut this threAD down to cover the owners' asses for legal reasons since the provider talked about kids in the background. Originally Posted by MW76
Well Dam! I didn't know we were all of a sudden in church up in here. Yes, that shit did make me feel uneasy because the last thing I want is for someone to get caught and the drama that follows. And for the MUTHAFUCKIN record, I don't even post regular ADS so why TF would I want to post an Ad here???

Sheeeesh ... can't even discuss the weird day I had pertaining to the hobby before someone in here goes all stephen paddock on my ass!
Loosen up your bra straps, Mr. MW76... Sir
  • MW76
  • 10-04-2017, 08:00 PM
Well Dam! I didn't know we were all of a sudden in church up in here. Yes, that shit did make me feel uneasy because the last thing I want is for someone to get caught and the drama that follows. And for the MUTHAFUCKIN record, I don't even post regular ADS so why TF would I want to post an Ad here???

Sheeeesh ... can't even discuss the weird day I had pertaining to the hobby before someone in here goes all stephen paddock on my ass!
Loosen up your bra straps, Mr. MW76... Sir
Originally Posted by Bliss of DFW
So you're saying you're ok with children listening in on your sessions??? Sick! We all like to have our hobby fun, but we should all agree kids and the hobby don't belong together Bliss.
So you're saying you're ok with children listening in on your sessions??? Sick! We all like to have our hobby fun, but we should all agree kids and the hobby don't belong together Bliss. Originally Posted by MW76
Of course not, but you're acting like I'm the one who called and made them audible thru the phone... hell, it could've been the TV for all I know. I'm starting to think something happened to your ol' sensitive ass if all you took from the whole session experience was that?
Get some therapy, please.
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So you're saying you're ok with children listening in on your sessions??? Sick! We all like to have our hobby fun, but we should all agree kids and the hobby don't belong together Bliss. Originally Posted by MW76
look like you are trying too hard to put dirt on op by charging words or translating in ur own terms.

She Clearly stated
"I hear kids in the background, but then it fades off"
and
"Yes, that shit did make me feel uneasy because the last thing I want is for someone to get caught and the drama that follows"

not sure on ur reason to attack.. I have pretty good guess but no way i can prove it. maybe MOD can by tracing your IP.
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Well Dam! I didn't know we were all of a sudden in church up in here. Yes, that shit did make me feel uneasy because the last thing I want is for someone to get caught and the drama that follows. And for the MUTHAFUCKIN record, I don't even post regular ADS so why TF would I want to post an Ad here???

Sheeeesh ... can't even discuss the weird day I had pertaining to the hobby before someone in here goes all stephen paddock on my ass!
Loosen up your bra straps, Mr. MW76... Sir
Originally Posted by Bliss of DFW
Lmfao Amen Bliss, this clown has his mask on, so he can’t hear you or see you. He the same douche that has a post trying to blackmail hobbyist for cash or selling them out to their SO’s lmao. His ass can’t even take a selfie of himself much less a pic of some damn license plates; so just ignore him Bliss it want be long before he has to go tinkle. LoL

I think when he has to go potty he sits btw
Bliss.... would calling an ex wife and say listen to this...”slurp, slurp”., something she never did.
Now that would be fun...

MW76...easy up, either go get laid or let it go.