Keys to an effective Weekly Update post - one dick's opinion

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Updated from an OH2 post to accommodate the new rules.

As has always been the case, I doubt the people who need to read this will but, WTF, I'm drunk and there's nothing else to do.

I start with the premise that an ineffective post wastes everyone's time. It wastes the time of the guys who read it only to find that they can't visit a woman, and it wastes the time of the woman who winds up responding to guys who would not have contacted her if they'd known that she wasn't geographically compatible.

With the Tarrant County and Fort Worth crowd now lumped in with the rest of the Metroplex under "Dallas," it's more important, in my opinion,that the Tarrant County women differentiate themselves, for the reasons noted above.

So, FWIW, here's IMHO, what's key to an effective post:
  • 1) Location, location, location. Not everyone is retired or has a job that allows for multiple unaccounted-for hours at a time. Please put your approximate location -- general area is okay, nearby (within five minutes) major intersection is even better. "North Fort Worth" piques my interest, but "Heritage Trace and I35W" is outside my zone of geographic compatibility. WIth traffic being what it is, having the knowledge necessary to estimate driving time is, if not essential, really important.
  • 2) Hours. If you aren't available when I am, there's no point in me contacting you.
  • 3) In or out? Some guys won't do one, some won't do the other.
  • 4) Put you incall location (see 1 above) in the subject line of your ad. If your only relevance to Fort Worth is that you will do outcalls there, please put that in the subject line.
Only after you have answered the basic questions that help us determine whether it's possible to see you should you launch into the multi-paragraph spiel about how you like clean gentlemen who appreciate a fine woman like a fine wine and who are kind to children and puppies. (j/k) Seriously, the more we know, the less likely we are to waste your time with an inquiry that will ultimately be fruitless to us both.

Just MHO, and worth what you paid for it.