If i was you, I might give the BiG BAMBoO a whistle and see if he would or would not be willing to throw a blonde wig on for a brotha and MaKe iT dO wHaT it DO!!!
The Boozy seems to be open minded although I’m not sure how he would take this one. There is a chance of this plan going KaPOOPs! A gentle forewarning.
Being that this request was fielded in AMPville, a place where copious amounts of height and blonde hair are in rather low supply, if perhaps non-existent, that was the best I could do. If Boo is game, the extra cash would aid in one of his “3 hole menu”-Poopscapade-fecal-frolicking-adventures. And for you Mr Dentymoore Stew, You would have a very knowledgeable prostate technician in the BIG BAMBOO, with a at least a 4 maybe 5 hole menu, with all the fixings!
The posterior view of Bamboozles mangina would give you a great deal to “ Stew” over. Moreover, I’m guessing that Boo’s IOP is exemplary if not ATF epic! Good golly!
Make sure he doesn’t skimp on a cheap ass wig though man, and if he is a little thick around the middle, stay on him about keeping his gut sucked in during the session. Be firm with him if you have too.
ok that my 2 cents with a few tidbits for ya.
Good luck Originally Posted by 3dom
BTW, not for sure, and don’t quote me on this, but my gut tells me BOO is Catholic.
Just another very interesting possibility and quite possibly an opportunity to get yerself dipped in excrement and Baptized in a BiG-BOO-Dentymoore-Stew-style..
You will know when you receive the HOLEy spermit ...
you feel something writhing deep in the basin of yer cooter, till it comes a’ creepin & crawlin’ out the doo doo spout out and BLOWS OuT, “BOO-YAAAAA!”
That’s when you know you been Baptized in cheap dirty Blonde wig
Making yourself a born again John, taking a good POP, square in the POPe’s Nose
Thinking, “HOLEy Shit, I feel with Warm, fuzzy, and fully cocked”!
Amen Originally Posted by 3dom