🍷🍷🍷 How 👑 to 👑 be 👑 a 👑 PIMP! 🍷🍷🍷

Sup. I know there may be some playas and macks out there needing to soak in the izm so they can step up their game and start stackin' like a bona fide P. I'm here to help.

I know of a subreddit where the padawan pimps (pimpdawans?) can ask advice from veterans, and sometimes even get answers.

It's comedy gold if nothing else...

Unfortunately I can't provide a direct link to the subreddit because it could contain discussion of items eccie would frown on. But, if you wanted to remove the last letter of the alphabet from the link that doesn't go anywhere below and replace it with the most commonly used web extension, there's nothing I can do to stop you, no matter how much I want to.

https://www.reddit.ZZZ/r/PimpFeet/

It's nothing to do with feet, that's my other thread (and it sure as hell ain't pimp feet), PimpFeet is the reddit username of the P who started it all. Ya dig?

Enjoy, and if you find anything particularly informative or humorous, please feel free to post it here, after making sure it doesn't violate any eccie posting guidelines (in particular guideline 22):

https://www.eccie.net/announcement.php?f=5

Sweetjoness writes:

"Good morning gentleman. I want some knowledge on how you Ps get at a bitch that works motel room idk anything about her yet. What game plan would you real playaz follow in this situation?"

Any advice for Sweetjoness?

Perhaps!

Solarmoonz writes:


"I was on eBay looking at strange postings, there are people listing services, listing as buy now or for auction. And people auctioning there own boob n ass pictures in there too! So I'm wondering if I could list one of my hoes on auction and listing it as sexy tutoring service or window washing service, and offer half hour or full hour prices. Then I could either have people bid on the service or buy it now at a certain price, the offer a local pick up option. Could this potentially work?"

...faced by TysonDontrell:

"So Say I got this Bitch I Just Met ... Ok I get her to Chose Up ... I got A Nice whip already.. Plenty $$ in my Pockets.. So First Day. We make $600 ... She gives Me All the $$ !! Would It Be A Smooth Move To Spend Allll the $$ We Made on Her To Show Her This Ourrr $$$ And We Not Doing This Shit For Nothing or Would that Give Her the Wrong Idea ? Just Trying to Figure Out How to Gain A Bitch Mind From The Jump!!"

....without spending any money?

WiltJordan36 opines:

"Hello all P's. I am in the NYC area and I am planning on recruiting strippers inorder to start my stable. I plan on going early on in the afternoon hours from 12pm to 8pm from Monday to Friday to the various strip clubs I have on my list. My main target is recruiting latina and White Strippers. Having said all of this, there are some dilemmas. I dont want to spend any money but I heared that for some of the strip clubs, If you dont spend money at all, the club owners will kick you out.lol. All I want to do is once the Stripper ask me for a lap dance, just say to her that It wont happen unless she gives me her phone number. But this can get ugly if word spreads to management that the new guy wont spend money at their place unless he gets digits and thus get kicked out of their establishment. To all P's, I would like your advice on how I can recruit The strippers to join my stable. By giving me thier numbers and without having to pay for a lap dance or Vip Room or expensive nasty drinks.lol. Advice Please?"

That’s hilarious. I’m going to have to check out that site later. Pimpin’ ain’t easy... but it is funny.

Now that backpage is making us advertise a phone number in our ads, pimps text me all the time. I enjoy toying with them. Spanky, you get a lot of my funny pimp text screenshots. I wish the board didn’t have a rule against posting texts. I would definitely share.

That’s hilarious. I’m going to have to check out that site later. Pimpin’ ain’t easy... but it is funny.

Now that backpage is making us advertise a phone number in our ads, pimps text me all the time. I enjoy toying with them. Spanky, you get a lot of my funny pimp text screenshots. I wish the board didn’t have a rule against posting texts. I would definitely share. Originally Posted by Ginger Doll

I can vouch that they are absolutely hilarious!

I’m reading the how-to guide for pimps right now.

Wow! Are women really that gullible? I can’t believe this crap works. Lol

I’m reading the how-to guide for pimps right now.

Wow! Are women really that gullible? I can’t believe this crap works. Lol Originally Posted by Ginger Doll

Many like you and most indies here are not. But some needed some real help going from hello kitty stage to adult.

Many like you and most indies here are not. But some needed some real help going from hello kitty stage to adult. Originally Posted by Rockydoc

Lmao

trap1born would like to know, asking in his post "Pimping with no vehicle":

"Is that even possible? No real 304 will choose up with a P who has nothing to offer or Im just pursuing higher standard bitches. I had a bitch tell me I need to get it together before she even allow herself to be in such position."

trap1born would like to know, asking in his post "Pimping with no vehicle":

"Is that even possible? No real 304 will choose up with a P who has nothing to offer ... Originally Posted by SpankyJ

"... real 304"?



Cheers,

bcg

"... real 304"?



Cheers,

bcg Originally Posted by bluffcityguy

I had to look it up myself. From onlineslangdictionary.com:

a "hoe", i.e. a promiscuous female. "304" read upside-down looks like the letters "hoe". This is especially evident on the seven-segment LED displays on digital calculators and wristwatches.

I had to look it up myself. From onlineslangdictionary.com:

a "hoe", i.e. a promiscuous female. "304" read upside-down looks like the letters "hoe". This is especially evident on the seven-segment LED displays on digital calculators and wristwatches. Originally Posted by SpankyJ

If I were sufficiently caffeinated I might have figured that out. Either that or I'm getting senile. Thanks!

Cheers,

bcg

I'm glad I'm not the only one who doesn't speak Pimp.

I feel sorry for any woman who ends up working with one of these guys.